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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 08:36 AM Original message |
Man Busted For Having Sex With His Bicycle |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 08:37 AM Response to Original message |
1. somewhere in Hollywood |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 08:45 AM Response to Original message |
2. Schwinng! |
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ChoralScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 08:52 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Ooooh... that will be caught by a very limited number of people |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 10:47 AM Response to Reply #3 |
20. I'm one of those! |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 03:24 PM Response to Reply #3 |
35. I got it to!!!!! |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 05:17 PM Response to Reply #3 |
44. another here |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 10:00 AM Response to Reply #2 |
7. Ha ha! |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 10:11 AM Response to Reply #2 |
8. Ooooh, so bad. |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 11:15 AM Response to Reply #2 |
22. Now that is a DUzy! |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 11:23 AM Response to Reply #2 |
23. Brilliant! |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 12:07 PM Response to Reply #2 |
26. We're not worthy! |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 03:47 PM Response to Reply #2 |
38. LOL |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 08:58 AM Response to Original message |
4. It wasn't my fault... |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 09:01 AM Response to Original message |
5. What a rack! |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 09:07 AM Response to Original message |
6. Around here I can't even go cycling in that big cemetery. |
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KG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 10:15 AM Response to Original message |
9. anybody seen taterguy lately? |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 10:18 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Hahahaha |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 10:20 AM Original message |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 10:50 AM Response to Original message |
21. Here he is having a post-coital cigarette |
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bullwinkle428 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 12:56 PM Response to Reply #9 |
28. I didn't have the cojones to make a taterguy reference |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 10:17 AM Response to Original message |
10. how do you DO that exactly? |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 10:19 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. In the age of "safe sex," |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 10:28 AM Response to Reply #12 |
15. does seem like you'd hurt yourself doing that. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 10:20 AM Response to Reply #10 |
13. it's not that difficult... |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 10:27 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. well then no wonder the cleaners complained. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 10:33 AM Response to Original message |
16. He wasn't wearing a helmet? |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 10:35 AM Response to Original message |
17. The bicycle probably asked for it |
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kay1864 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 03:50 PM Response to Reply #17 |
41. LOL! |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
18. Better call Bicycle Repairman! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 11:46 AM Response to Reply #18 |
25. 'See how he uses a spanner |
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pdx_prog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 01:07 PM Response to Reply #18 |
30. In this case it might have to be... |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 10:37 AM Response to Original message |
19. He was just greasing his wheels. |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
24. Once you learn how to ride a bike |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
27. Imagine what he does with a unicycle. |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 03:49 PM Response to Reply #27 |
39. Now, don't go trying to change the traditional definition of cyclosexuality. |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 12:59 PM Response to Original message |
29. why cant he have sex with his bicycle? if he wants to, and hes doing it privately |
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Xithras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 01:13 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. Agreed. Why is it anyone's business? |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 01:18 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. exaclty what i was thinking. |
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eyepaddle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 01:27 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. Yeah, that pretty much sums it all up. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 03:44 PM Response to Reply #29 |
37. same thing i was wondering... |
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ClassWarfare2008 (378 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 04:00 PM Response to Reply #29 |
42. But did the bicycle consent? |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 04:06 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. the question is how far should the government involve itself in ones sex life. |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 01:34 PM Response to Original message |
34. How?!? |
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unsavedtrash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
36. "I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle." |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 03:49 PM Response to Original message |
40. As long as it was a consenting adult bicycle |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-25-07 07:18 PM Response to Original message |
45. But was it a bicycle built for two? |
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