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Mon Jun-25-07 08:58 PM
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Tell me something interesting about MonkeyFunk. |
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And it damn well better be funky.
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:02 PM
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He played Edward's "stuffy" accountant Dexter Stuffins in the early 80's - on the wildly popular sitcom "Silver Spoons".
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:05 PM
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I was discovered on stage in Tijuana.
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Tue Jun-26-07 08:41 AM
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66. i thought you used to be in menudo |
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"chico" the "cute" menudoan.
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:07 PM
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4. Well, since he's been dead 17 years, it explains the morbidity of his posts. |
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:11 PM
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I couldn't live in a world without Flock of Seagulls.
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:16 PM
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19. Do any of us REALLY live in a world without Flock of Seagulls? |
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:20 PM
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20. I swear, the 80s were one fucked up decade. |
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:06 PM
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a third nipple. Not all that unusual, except for the fact that it is on his elbow.
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:08 PM
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6. Is his third nipple in the shape of Woodrow Wilson? |
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:09 PM
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8. Only if he "manipulates" it. |
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:10 PM
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the term is "expressing".
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:13 PM
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13. You spelled "flicking" wrong. |
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:14 PM
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:15 PM
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:07 PM
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5. You can't call him "Al". |
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And he won't call you "Betty".
:rofl:
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:09 PM
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but on the occasional Saturday night, if I've been hitting the Amaretto, I will answer to "Betty".
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:12 PM
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12. As long as he doesn't call me Mr. Beerbelly. |
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:16 PM
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17. I'd never tell him my pet name for you. |
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That was supposed to be between us, you bastard.
Whore!
I forgive you.
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:09 PM
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9. He took his screen name |
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because he walks dragging his hands....
I would invest in band-aids.....
:rofl: :hide:
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:15 PM
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I know we have fun in here, but insulting my ancestors is GOING TOO DAMN FAR. :banghead:
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:16 PM
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18. Did you know that monkeys have tails while apes do not? |
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I'm not sure which drags his knuckles.
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:33 PM
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21. Something interesting about MonkeyFunk... |
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Seriously, another oxymoron thread?!
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:37 PM
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22. More Hegelian than oxymoronic. |
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Tue Jun-26-07 02:46 AM
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59. I love the fact that we have a forum where "more Hegelian than oxymoronic" is a put down. |
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That doesn't make me any less of a dork for getting the reference, tho.
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:40 PM
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:51 PM
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24. It appears he is unable to do basic math |
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:55 PM
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:56 PM
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26. none the less, it is a basic skill you need to stuff into your brains |
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sorry about that :shrug:
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:57 PM
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that "nonetheless" is one word :P
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:01 PM
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:hi:
along with 'nevertheless' and 'in spite of this'
Check your Strunk & White's :evilgrin:
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:11 PM
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34. Check your Strunk & White's |
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Mon Jun-25-07 09:57 PM
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:09 PM
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31. I thought he was Montgomery Burns. |
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:09 PM
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I Hate The Guy. He insulted me once and have never forgiven hm for it. Fuck the monkey. I hate thr bastard.
Q
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:10 PM
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:11 PM
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Edited on Mon Jun-25-07 10:14 PM by MonkeyFunk
you insulted me, remember?
You sent me a really nasty PM full of personal attacks, and then put me on ignore so I couldn't reply. You wrote:
You Are An Idiot From: querelle Date: Apr-30-07 06:53 PM Did you have to study to become such an asshole or did it come natually? You are completely without redeeming qualities. Pieces of shit like you should do humanity a favour and commit suicide.
We would all be better off without worthless garbage like you.
Just sayin!
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:17 PM
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Edited on Mon Jun-25-07 10:18 PM by Bucky
But well said sir.
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:18 PM
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he misspelled "naturally".
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:29 PM
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45. You gotta be kidding me! |
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People send PMs that they won't own up to in public?
The HELL you say!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:32 PM
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46. oh, it's twue, it's twue! |
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:39 PM
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47. Now it's interesting. |
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:48 PM
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is that I never insulted the man who fancies himself Brad Davis. I insulted a member who's long since been banned. I never even heard of the guy until he PMed me with his nasty attack.
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:15 PM
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35. Despite his repeated claims to the contrary... |
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...he doesn't actually be concubining.
Actually, that's not interesting. What's interesting is that, altho he is a monkey in a funk, he's a lot smarter than the knee jerks he likes to smack down over in GD. Mild sadism visited upon the worthy is always interesting.
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:17 PM
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but really, I *DO* be concubinin'.
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:18 PM
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38. He can roll a joint with one hand. |
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He was the unofficial liason between the Black Panthers and the Weather Underground.
He taught Bob Dylan how to play harmonica.
He was a frequent guest at Hemingway's house in Key West, and rumors persist that the final draft of The Old Man and the Sea was largely his work, due to "long weekends" of Hemingway's continually frustrating its completion.
He won $680,000 on Jeopardy!, with which sum he endowed a degree program in pool hustling at the University of Wyoming.
He was on the short list to become a Mercury astronaut when his vestigial third testicle burst during an underwater immersion test, rendering him unfit for flight; nonetheless, the remains of the gland were smuggled aboard the Freedom 7 module by Alan Shepard as a gesture of tribute (thus explaining why, if you get enough Dark & Stormys down him, he will often claim loudly that he was "the third man in space").
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:21 PM
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41. The only thing here that is truly interesting is his vestigial third testicle. |
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:23 PM
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42. He keeps it in a Mason jar filled with corn whiskey! |
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:29 PM
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my third testicle is filled with corn whiskey, not the jar.
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:19 PM
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40. He's a complicated man. And no one understands him but his woman. |
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:27 PM
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43. He's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? |
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Tue Jun-26-07 08:40 AM
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65. he's the cat who won't cop out, when there's danger all about |
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:53 PM
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50. he and primate have some kind of secret cult? |
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:57 PM
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51. Primate, Bonobo and I have |
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a weird, kinky threesome going.
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Mon Jun-25-07 10:59 PM
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52. what about chimpsrsmarter? |
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may have to kick a corner out of the triangle. :hi:
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Mon Jun-25-07 11:19 PM
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53. As Real World Arbiters Labor Dilligently, Every Node is MonkeyFunk. |
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Mon Jun-25-07 11:21 PM
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Tue Jun-26-07 12:25 AM
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56. Dumb oxen often know utter stupidity |
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Tue Jun-26-07 01:59 AM
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57. His posts remind me a lot of arwalden's posts. |
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Tue Jun-26-07 03:06 AM
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was much more clever than I.
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Tue Jun-26-07 02:30 AM
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58. MonkeyFunk - Not The Same as Monkey Spunk |
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Not a mistake you want to make twice.
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Tue Jun-26-07 08:17 AM
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62. You know how each and every apple you buy has a little sticker on it? |
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Monkey Funk personally put those stickers on there.
He's also a scarily smart person and a champion of great causes.
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Wed Jun-27-07 03:31 PM
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label 44% of the plums sold in North America.
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Tue Jun-26-07 08:24 AM
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63. He's a magnificent specimen of funkness. |
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Ok, I'm not exactly sure what that means...
But I'm a big fan of MonkeyFunk.
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Tue Jun-26-07 08:38 AM
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64. i've started evangelizing his simian funkitude in 3rd world nations |
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we can defeat hominid non-funkiness by 2012. we need your help, embrace the monkeyfunk
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Tue Jun-26-07 09:25 AM
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67. He is the third Pet Shop Boy -nt |
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Tue Jun-26-07 09:34 AM
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68. He calls himself MonkeyFunk |
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and yet has a baby orangutan (ape) as an avatar. Obviously a schizophrenic with a oedipal complex.
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