This is WORSE than mockingbirds - it's a CAT - a white CAT teasing my dogs!!1

[UTUSN]

That asshole cat knows its superiority and LIES DOWN right outside the fence and DRIVES MY LITTLE DOG CRAZY!!1

I *know* that the cat people FAR OUTNUMBER us doggers, but it pisses me off nonetheless!!1



That big, fat, beautiful, white cat just LIES there GLOATING while my little dog goes NUTS!!1

[femmocrat]

1. Get a "super soaker" and use it. Cats hate water. n/t

[UTUSN]

2. HAH!!1 Thanks for being non-judmental!!1 n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. And he's snickering, too.

He's loving every minute of it.

[Tyo]

4. The dog needs some counseling

I mean it sounds like this is a regular thing. If he is continually driven crazy by a cat lying on the other side of the fence then he needs to examine his life and try to figure out why he's so owned by this this feline.

[snailly]

5. So you admit the cat is superior!

HA!

[UTUSN]

6. I do NAUGHT admit that!!1 n/t

[snailly]

9. Yes you did!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DS1]

7. That's what cats do

[pokerfan]

8. My dog used to tease our billy goat

In the summer we would tie the goat to a stake and let him eat the grass around the barns.

The dog, knowing the length of the chain, would sneak up on the goat from behind and give him a little nip on one of the hind legs. The goat would lower his horns and take off after the dog. The dog would run about ten feet outside the circle, turn back and sit. The goat would be at full speed by the time he reached the end of his chin and would get brutally yanked onto his back.

The dog would just sit there, thumbing the ground with his tail.

He'd wait about an hour and do it again.

[ronnykmarshall]

10. Oh NO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dwdcxDVDh0&NR=1

[MilesColtrane]

11. That cat looks like Christopher Walken.

Maybe it's the crazy eyes.

[orleans]

12. not on this site

"I *know* that the cat people FAR OUTNUMBER us doggers, but it pisses me off nonetheless!!1"

not true.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1153966

duers pet preference:

dogs: 30.4%
cats: 25.4%
pie chart anyone?:
http://www.blogreaderproject.com/Blogs/democratic-underground?q=9

[KT2000]

13. Ha! Ha! My cat does that

Whenever I hear dogs barking in the neighborhood - she is suspect #1

Here's one for you - sometimes when deer comes in the yard, my cat starts digging a hole in the grass to get their attention. The deer come over and look and sniff and then the cat takes off running for a shed.
The deer follow her and she stands on top of the shed GLOATING!

It's their nature and it cracks me up every time!

[Monk06]

14. I had a friend with a huge ginger male cat. Every day he would walk

down the sidewalk and plunk himself down in
front of a yard where a German Shepherd lived.

He would sit there whipping his tail while the
Shepherd went nuts barking. He'd wait for that
inevitable moment when the Shepherd would stick
his nose through the picket fence and ... Wham.

The Shepard had his nose shredded by that cat
so many times he looked like a 40 year old
rugby player. Yet he kept coming back and that
cat kept kickin his ass.

[Heidi]

15. Our cat rarely leaves our property anymore, but WOE to the dog

who sticks his nose through our hedge. :scared:

[Monk06]

16. I hear you talkin. Cats exist to F*** with dogs. No contest.

[RebelOne]

17. Cats are sadistic.

I was given a Rottweiler by a friend. On her first day at my house, five neighborhood cats came and sat under the window and teased her. She hates cats, so she was going absolutely ballistic.

[meegbear]

18. Do you live in Lynn MA?

My white cat Max loves doing that.

[TZ]

19. Cats love to tease dogs...

My mom has a yappy Sheltie and recently a neighbor's cat discovered the sliding glass door. However while my mother's dog was going bezerk-o at the door the cat was also hissing and spitting through the glass...I dunno probably because he got more of a reaction out of the dog that way. Seriously, I think cats loooove to laugh at dogs (and us). Just part of their nature to tease us "inferior" critters...:)