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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 08:34 PM
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Lemur alert joke
Edited on Tue Jan-20-04 09:03 PM by moof
A village Mayor on Madagascar is becoming concerned about the danger
the local Lemur population is being exposed to when crossing a busy road on their way to a watering hole. The Mayor goes to the local printing shop & asks the printer to make up some signs to warn drivers to slow down & be watchful for the Lemurs.

What does the print shop owner ask the Mayor ?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 08:35 PM
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1. How many lemur alerts are you going to post?
:spank: :hi:
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 09:04 PM
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2. We have a winner, congratulations Rabrrrrrr
n/t
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 09:08 PM
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3. ROTFL!!
I am truly laughing out loud - that's brilliant of you!!

Too bad no one else will understand why I asked what I did, but that's okay - make sit funnier for me. :-)

thanks!!
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 10:24 PM
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4. Your Welcome, Thanks for the opening.
n/t
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 01:49 PM
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5. Inside Joke
Lets go inside.

Inside the beltway.

Do you want to go inside.

Low and inside.

hmmmmm makes you feel all warm inside.


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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-04 10:58 AM
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6. till someone gets it
" The Time Machine "
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