I almost got my IED confiscated!

[otherlander]

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I'm going to hell for this, aren't I?

[taterguy]

1. Enjoy your stay at Gitmo

[baldguy]

2. Stop eating at Taco Bell

[otherlander]

3. Why? Do they have metal detectors, too?

[styersc]

4. In my area Taco Bell is donating a pecentage of recent sales

to shelters that protect abused women.

Tacos never looked so good.

[otherlander]

6. OK.

Still haven't figured out what cheap fast food or women's shelters have to do with explosive devices, but whatever.

*sigh* I wish I knew...

[styersc]

7. If my memory is accurate, as it has been years since I was in

Taco Bell, the connection between cheap fast food and explosions is both overt and embarassing.

The vague connection to women's shelters does escape me.

You did not explain who tried to confiscate your IED or why?

Isn't it a 2nd Amendment Right to own and bear IED's?

[otherlander]

9. Lame copycat.

:dunce: Here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6650061

[styersc]

11. Your "lame copycat" duped me into exposing an embarassing

gastro-intestinal reaction. Boy am I red.

[otherlander]

12. Ah.

I see.
:hurts:
:hurts:
:hurts:

[InternalDialogue]

5. Yes, you're going to hell.

Ironically, if you have an IED when you show up there, they let you keep it.

[YDogg]

8. Shit. I thought you meant IUD.

[trof]

10. So did I.

I'm thinking :wtf: ?