Golf Tournament Featured 'Lap Dance Stations' Throughout The Course

[matcom]

<snip>

Stroudsburg Area Regional Police are investigating complaints of a private golf outing featuring lap dance stations, threesomes and naked women at the Cherry Valley Golf Course on Monday.

Neighbors called police after Dave Gold, 20, and a 17-year-old female were denied access to the road shared by the golf course and the home of Gold's friend, Will Croasdale, 19.

Gold said an employee of the course told him a private golf tournament was taking place, and the road was closed.

When Gold argued, he said he was first told by the employee "I'll kick your ass," followed by "I'll break your neck."

Gold and Croasdale shot videotape and still photos of the activities on the course from Cherry Valley Road, which showed partially clothed females performing lap dances for golfers and sex acts on each other.

Golfers were seen taking photos of the performances.

"They had stations around the course, with lawn chairs and blankets laid out," Croasdale said.

http://www.poconorecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070626/NEWS/706260335

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. I don't know where to begin...

[ohiosmith]

2. That'll straighten your putz.

[Fleshdancer]

3. it must be difficult to walk on the grass with clear heels on

I don't know about anyone else, but sex is the last thing on my mind when I think about golf and the people who play it. Then again, maybe that's why these guys had to pay for it.

[Drum]

4. Hmmm...

I enjoy golf, and I enjoy the occasional lapdance :evilgrin: but would never never consider combining them. That just ain't right!

[Xithras]

5. Why the heck are the police investigating?

Private party, private course. Unless they can prove prostitution, this tournament was no more objectionable than a nude beach.

What consenting adults do on a golf course in nobody's business. If some golfers feel like playing with their putters while sizing up the holes on the courses, what is the actual harm? Put the puritan morality away and leave them alone.

The only potential crime, as I see it, is the mr tough guy security guard, who needs to be reminded that threatening physical violence is illegal.

[Fleshdancer]

8. probably for blocking a road and threatening to break someone's neck

:shrug:

[Xithras]

12. That's not what the article says.

As I stated, that behavior was obviously illegal. The investigation, at this point, is about the event at the course. They're trying to determine if the course broke any laws.

My position is WHO THE HECK CARES? Arrest the guard for being an @55 and be done with it.

[Fleshdancer]

15. the article just says the police are investigating the complaints made

"Neighbors called police after Dave Gold, 20, and a 17-year-old female were denied access to the road shared by the golf course and the home of Gold's friend, Will Croasdale, 19."

As for investigating it any further, if people can see group sex occurring outside while driving on the road, then the golf course would probably have a legal problem.

If the golfers and "entertainers" had one brain cell between them, perhaps they would have realized that it would have been best to keep the lap dancing and threesomes inside the pool house so no one could see their pasty naked bodies and money exchanging hands.

[WinkyDink]

20. Public nudity and lewdness are crimes, even if they're in your own backyard.

[Xithras]

29. The actual video is posted on LiveLeak. There's no real nudity.

Seriously, you can see just as much skin on any warm beach. While the girls are definitely acting in a sexual manner, I qualify that as a MYOB type offense.

And I've been known to enjoy a cup of tea on my back porch, wearing nothing but the skin I was born in, from time to time. It's a good thing that my nearest neighbor is a hundred yards...and a couple of tall bushes...away. Still, anyone rafting along the river at an inopportune moment.... ;-)

[plcdude]

6. new meaning

for washing your ball, hole in one, lay up next to the hole, wedge shot, driver, I got a million of them.

[matcom]

7. rubber spikes?

[Smooth Operator]

9. the trouble with lap dances on the golf course

is I never know which club to use. :evilgrin:

[matcom]

11. whichever one you think will get you to the hole....

club up one :D

[DS1]

13. that putting area was smooth as a peach

[matcom]

16. not a single spike mark

[DS1]

17. after missing a few shots, i aimed for a tiny droplet of dew

[petronius]

21. Don't even ask about the slick greens...

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. Sounds like something my company might do....

:hide:

[LynneSin]

14. Ironically the Poconos is a notorious Republican stronghold outside the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton area

Think about it

[taterguy]

18. I'd rather not think about Republican golfers getting lap dances

But you go right ahead

[Fleshdancer]

19. Then I warn you: Do not click on the link in the OP. It has a picture.

See, this is what happens when Barbie dumps Ken. He goes straight for the Bratz.

[GOPisEvil]

22. You know...a charity could raise a TON of money that way.

Minus all the threatening and all of course.

[lildreamer316]

24. The event mentioned in my below post

I believe raised several thousand dollars for a charity; but I will have to get back to you after I talk to husband. I know it was pretty good considering.

[lildreamer316]

23. What's the problem? My husband's club JUST had one of these!

If it is a private course booked for the day I don't see any problem. Or if you are allowed to rent out the course for private functions.

Been there; done that. (except I never had sex--eeew.)

[DeSwiss]

25. I saw this vid earlier....

...and saw those healthy hips on the lap dancer:



And the first thing that came to mind was, "she's not addressing the ball correctly and the thing's gonna slice!"

:D

[rug]

28. That is a ball washer, is it not?

[JVS]

26. Wow! Golf is cooler now than I remembered it being

[JVS]

27. Stations are fine, but what about holes number 19, 20, and 21?

[Joe Fields]

30. Golf: Hell of an interruption to a good lap dance....pfft!!!

:bounce:

[YDogg]

31. Cherry Valley, eh?