If You Could Interrupt The Chimp's SOTU, What Would You Ask Him?

[Intelsucks]

How about... Does anybody remember Osama bin Laden?:wtf:

[Lefty48197]

1. If you're such a #$*%&@ uniter,

how come only half the room is clapping?

[FreeperSlayer]

2. Uh, excuse me Gov. Bush...

...what in the hell are you talking about? You're making NO sense!

[LastKnight]

3. with all this 'strong economy' bs...

how come youve only created 20,000 net jobs in your compelete time in office? a jobless recovorey is like a foodless meal.

oh, and what happend to all that extra cash billy left lyin' round... oh, your in debt... how'd you manage that DUMBSHIT? any 5th grader thats passed basic math KNOWS when to stop spending money (when you reach ZERO)

-LK

[BlueCollar]

4. were you born an asshole?

or did you have to work at it? Do you take a shower after meeting with your republKKKan friends?

[everdene]

5. Uh, could you say "nuclear" instead of nookulur, please? Thanks.

[Leilani]

6. Where are the WMD's

you phoney?

[moof]

7. What is your response to people that say

you should be tried for treason for waiting ten minutes before responding to the news that America was under attack
while you finished reading a story at Booker Elementary school ?

[camero]

8. Would you please get out of Gore's chair?

That is what I would ask him.

[Jim Sagle]

9. "Hey w, don't you suck my dick?"

[Cleita]

10. Why are you insulting my beautiful mind with your lies?

[silverlib]

11. Mike Malloy is saying it for me! (eom)

[LynneSin]

12. Please go back to owning the Texas Rangers

and stop being pResident

[baldguy]

13. I agree - where's Osama?

It' been more than two years. Why don't you want to find the people responsible for the worst mass murder in US history and bring them to justice? Why did your cronies at PNAC start planning the Iraq invasion - before Afghanistan, before 9-11, before your inauguration, before your appointment to your office?

[booksenkatz]

14. Care for a pretzel? n/t

*

[Lostmessage]

15. I want to interrupt his ear piece

I want to see him give a speech one time without someone else reading him his lines.

[nickgutierrez]

16. What source do you have for that?

Over and over again.

[Endangered Specie]

17. Wouldnt ask: just yell "HAIL DER FUHRER"

[mitchum]

18. "Do you or the organgrinder pick the music?"

[blondeatlast]

19. How liitle will it take for you to break out in gales of laughter?

He looked like a 4th grader reluctantly giving his first speech whose friends are trying to make him crack up!

[VelmaD]

20. Are you on drugs?

Or are you just completely out of touch with reality?

[sweetheart]

21. Mister president... ?

Have you noticed a windy cool breeze blowing on the tiny pencil protruding from your open zipper?

[gauguin57]

22. I'd say ...

Mister President, how does it feel to have Dick Cheney's hand up your butt, and how does he do the whole SOTU without his lips moving?

Or, better yet, I'd quote Steinbeck's "Of Mice and Men": Tell us about the rabbits, George ...

[Bhaisahab]

23. hey bush..

... what's 2+3?

[Lostmessage]

24. LOL

He would pause for a few minutes so that someone could read him the answer.