Lookie! I Can Maeks A Taco!

[matcom]

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

1. That's just a little disturbing.

[ohiosmith]

2. That's more than a little exciting.

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Is that Wilford Brimley?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

4. There is a "diabeetus" LOLcat somewhere on teh internets.

Funny shit, that. :D

[no name no slogan]

10. Here's one--

[ironflange]

42. .

[Shakespeare]

5. IBTL

:rofl:

Way to break in the new mods, matcom. :spank:

[matcom]

6. it's becoming tradition

:D

[Shakespeare]

8. Oh, I'd be utterly bereft if you didn't.

And now that DS1's back, too...fun, fun, fun!

[Roon]

7. (screams) IT'S A SMOOSH FACE!!

I LOVE SMOOSH FACES!!! :o

[Gold Metal Flake]

9. TACO!!

Ah, that takes me back.

Happy New Mod day!!

:toast:

[matcom]

11. or Paris Hilton after 3 weeks in jail with no sharp objects?

:shrug:

[DS1]

12. Or, in a pinch, there's always fresh squeezed clam

[GOPisEvil]

13. Oh dear God....

[matcom]

14. you look awfully happy David

:rofl:

[lizziegrace]

16. Ha!!

:rofl:

He does look entirely too happy (or is that a look of satisfaction??)

[GOPisEvil]

17. Must've been drunk.

Yeah, that's it.

[matcom]

18. want some Carbonara?

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

21. Give me enough gin and I'll eat it!

And LIKE IT! :rofl:

[Shakespeare]

15. I shall henceforth call you.....King Adobe.

All hail.

[DS1]

20. even the admins approve

:D

[xmas74]

19. That kinda frightens me,

especially since my seven year old just asked me why "makes" was spelled incorrectly and why the cat cares about tacos.

If it's ok with you I've informed her that you flunked spelling in first grade.

[matcom]

22. just tell her i'm drunk

that seems to work for everyone :rofl:

[xmas74]

24. That'll work.

I can tell her that you and her dad are hanging out at the same bar. She'd buy it.

[Mrs.Matcom]

23. OMG, OMG, OMG...thud!!!

shit I just fell off the couch!!!! :rofl: I think he flunked more than spelling!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[xmas74]

25. She was dead serious when the comment was made.

She also asked if he was originally from "here". (Meaning, the US.)

Here's a picture of that serious little girl from a few years' ago.

[matcom]

26. see #11

she is "in" to pop culture I take it? :hide:

[xmas74]

27. As much as she can understand of it.

She is only seven so that explanation-I don't think so.

And she wanted to know why Paris Hilton was so famous. I told her it's because Paris has lots of "friends". She said that one of the "fifth graders" said that he likes Paris because she's a slut.

[matcom]

28. ok, now *I* just fell outta MY chair!

time to have the "talk"

Slut vs. Whore

:rofl:

[xmas74]

30. She informed me that a slut

is a girl that hides under the slide w/ the boys. I'm not really changing her definition all that much since she's not too far off. The main correction is using that word.

We'll work on whore later on.

[Mrs.Matcom]

29. I love your child!!!

So honest! Ah we should all be more like her!! :hug: Did she ask about the purple hippo yet??

[xmas74]

31. She's loved that purple hippo for years now.

When she received her Easy Bake oven she offered to bake a chocolate cake for the "guy with the purple hippo". According to her, you can only see purple hippos, pink elephants, blue baboons in two places-Dr Seuss books or when someone spill gasoline and you sniff it.

I know-very odd child. And I have no plans on really changing her since she can be so funny sometimes.

[matcom]

32. i've only seen purple hippos while sniffing gasoline

and in my sig :rofl:

on edit: I absolutely LOVE easy-bake cakes :D

[xmas74]

33. Well, gasoline is all she has to sniff.

That, and the fresh blacktop they were laying down a couple of months' ago. She said that made her feel silly and kinda dizzy too.

At least we had mimeographed copies to sniff when we were in school.

[matcom]

34. i remember those!!1

:rofl:

teacher would pass them out and the WHOLE CLASS would (in unison) sniff away before she got back to the front of the room!

:rofl:

kids today. all they know is Meth.

such a shame

[xmas74]

35. Last year she asked me why

there were pictures of me when I was young, just home from school, with blue ink on my nose.

I decided that the policy of always being truthful wasn't going to cut it this time.

Mimeographs and, in high school, White Out. Two of the best smells ever.

[matcom]

36. you forgot paint thinner

ah, good times, good times

[xmas74]

37. I used to sniff that in the garage.

No wonder why I always had headaches.

Back in the day we could also buy cigarettes out of vending machines, when the clerk refused to sell them to an 11 year old. At least that's how I purchased my smokes.

[Mrs.Matcom]

38. never, ever change a free spirit!

She is priceless and should be encouraged!!! Start writing down what she says, you may have quite the book on your hands in a few years!


oh and matcom likes anything 'easy' and 'baked' :D

[matcom]

39. bbwwwaaaahhhhaaaa

honey - BEST LINE of the night!

"Easy and Baked"

:rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

40. *takes a bow*

thank you dearest heart! For you, only the best and the truth :D

[xmas74]

41. I refuse to change her.

She can make me laugh when no one else can.

As to the Easy-Bake: he said to tell her last year that he'd wait for the package. That was the day that she decided she was going to open her own bakery and make millions.

[Writer]

43. That will be one pissed off cat after he's done.

Pah! Pppp-pah!