Hey, make fun of yourself. Post a comment in which you make fun of the shit you tend to say.

[Bucky]

Rules include: You can make fun of your accent, the things you type here at DU, your hobbies, your pet peeves, or the way you look. The challenge here is self parody.

Here, I'll start...

*turns around, puts on serious Bucky face, pretends to type in GD*

Dammit, you need to start being more civilized and courteous toward each other!
Why can't you get that through your thick head?!

[KitchenWitch]

1. When KitchenWitch goes grocery shopping she takes her daughter with.

[truedelphi]

30. Are you from Chicago? People from there tend to

End their sentences with "with"

[KitchenWitch]

32. Minnesotans do that too.

[cloudbase]

2. Almost half the lies I tell

aren't true.

[Robeson]

3. When Robeson talks with his southern accent, he tends to say....

...fuck a lot...

[jpgray]

4. I'm a whiny douche who only talks about what he doesn't like

Also I fake self-hatred to rake in the pity.

[Writer]

5. Okay...

I should preface this by saying that I lived in Texas for 18 years... but you'd never know it by listening to me.

Oh my GAHD, dude, that's like WICK-ED COOL!

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I see nothing to make fun of

The lads of Monty Python had impeccable grammar.

Since those are the only things about which I post, I am beyond self-reproach.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. My dear whoever you are!

I am thrilled, thrilled I tell you at your over-the-top disingenuous praise!

Loveya forever, baybeeee! :hug:

[Wetzelbill]

9. .......

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. Thank you, thank you.....I'm here all week!

:rofl:

[Writer]

11. Oh that is very good.

Very, very good.

LOL.

(and I mean that genuinely)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. Thank you, my dear Writer!

I know you mean it genuinely, and I greatly appreciate it! :hug:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

20. Dude....

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. My dear WIMR...

Thanks!

:rofl:

[badgerpup]

8. Huh...

I don't do anything to parody. Nothing at all. Absolutely.
Don't know how anyone could even think such a thing...


Well, maybe I go a just a little heavy on the italics...but only sometimes... :silly:

[u4ic]

10. u4ic was voted Canadian Curmudgeon of the Year

for 3 years running.

[ForrestGump]

18. Niiiiiiiiice

I didn't say it!



:loveya:

[mitchum]

12. ...

...

[XemaSab]

15. Dude....

:o

[PaddyBlueEyes]

16. Paddyblueeyes

has an extremely thick Noo Yawk accent...Half Bronx..Half Hells Kitchen......know what I'm sayin?

[XemaSab]

19. I'm all California here...

WEST SIDE!!!!! :o

[Starbucks Anarchist]

17. Starbucks Anarchist looks like no one and sounds like Ben Stein.

[LostinVA]

24. What? No you don't

Sound like Ben Stein, that is. You have a nice, soft spoken voice... just dripping with verbal EVOO.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

27. I have a slippery tongue.

:evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

28. Ick -- Pev

Hey, where's that photo???

[Starbucks Anarchist]

29. Someday.

;)

[BarenakedLady]

21. ...

naughty icon...flirty comment about being naked (spelled nekkid)...more ellipsis...

silly nonsensical comment with horrid grammar and no capital letters.

more naughty icons

[DS1]

22. I respect your opinion and cordially invite you to further debate this topic.

[NewWaveChick1981]

23. NewWaveChick1981 in heavy traffic with brainless morans all around:

After nearly getting sideswiped: "Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punk. I'll get your ass!" :P

Being stuck behind a Flying Dutchman car going 15 MPH in a 55 MPH zone: "Jesus Christ! Maybe that car would go faster if it actually had a driver!" :grr: :nuke:

:rofl: Yes, I actually say stuff like this. I get my frustration out this way instead of channeling it into road rage. :P Oh, and I make good use of the F bomb and its cousin, the MF bomb...:rofl:

Edited to add: On another note, I'm prone to smiley abuse...:) :) :-) x( :-( :( ;-) ;) :o :D }( ;( :P :9 :* :+ :7 O8) :evilfrown: :evilgrin: :hippie: :party: :toast: :bounce: :puke: :eyes: :smoke: :think: :crazy: :silly: :argh: :freak: :dunce: :hangover: :nopity: :boring: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :wow: :beer: :grr: :nuke: :thumbsdown: :thumbsup: :hi: :dem: :kick: :shrug: :puffpiece: :loveya: :donut: :hug: :grouphug: :cry: :pals: :headbang: :yourock: :banghead: :dilemma: :rant: :sarcasm: :applause: :hide: :popcorn: :rofl: :spray: :patriot: :yoiks:

[taterguy]

25. If biking is so good for you then why are you so fat?

[meegbear]

31. meegbear is a total fuckin' doosh-bahg!

[RetroLounge]

33. I post the poetry threads just to get laid.

Poetry is Shite...

RL