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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 11:09 AM
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At the doctor's today for an examination, the nurse said I should stop masturbating.
"Why?" I asked.

She replied, "because I'm trying to examine you."
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 11:10 AM
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1. !!
:rofl:

I walked into that one, billy. (the joke, that is)

Good to see you back :hi:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 11:11 AM
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2. Examine?
Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 11:11 AM
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3. Should I try the veal?
:rofl:
:thumbsup:
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 11:13 AM
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4. ROFLMAO!
:rofl: :applause:
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Dyedinthewoolliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 11:21 AM
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5. Ba-doom!
:)
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 11:26 AM
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6. LOL!
:spray:

:rofl:

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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 11:29 AM
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7. Hello
:hi:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 11:30 AM
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9. Hello!
Thanks for the laugh, you goof.

:hug:

:hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 11:32 AM
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10. You're welcome
and you're JUST as goofy as I am. :P

:hug:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 11:32 AM
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12. Goofier
I imagine.

:silly:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 11:33 AM
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13. We'll see
:D
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 11:30 AM
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8. Ahahahaha! Good one Mr. Skank!
:applause:
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 11:32 AM
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11. rofl!!
:rofl:

I'm going to steal this one if you don't mind :evilgrin:

IBTL
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 11:33 AM
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14. Nice one!
:thumbsup:

:rofl:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 11:37 AM
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15. Nice
:applause:

RL
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 12:07 PM
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16. Billy, Billy, Billy!




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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 12:09 PM
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17. I know, I know
I'm sorry. :blush: My brother told it me earlier today, and I couldn't resist sharing it. :D

:hi: :hug:
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 12:12 PM
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19. It's very funny,
and I did fall for it. Have an appropriate smilie, but am to bashful to use it. :rofl:

Okay, it's back to work for me. Wishing you a good evening.


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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 12:11 PM
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18. ...
:spray:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 12:14 PM
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20. Hey! It's LIW!
Happy Birthday! :party:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 12:14 PM
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21. Thank you!
:)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:53 PM
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29. Hey
Happy birthday. :hug:

:party:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:55 PM
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30. Thank you.
:hug:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 12:14 PM
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22. hey billy
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 12:18 PM
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23. Doctor Dover
Did you stop on the sperm of the moment for her????? :rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 12:19 PM
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24. HeHe!
:yourock:

:hi:
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:12 PM
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25. !!
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:26 PM
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26. So I told her...
...well, you do it, then.

See? Happy ending.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:56 PM
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31. I love a happy ending! n/t
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:28 PM
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27. LMAO!!
:thumbsup: :rofl:


Good one, Billy! :D Hope you are feeling better. :hug:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:38 PM
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28. !
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deepthought42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 01:56 PM
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32. My first thought was "oh no!"
quickly followed by:

:spray: :spray: :spray:

:rofl:

:spank:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 02:21 PM
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33. What a whack job.
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 02:23 PM
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34. Turn your head and laugh! nt
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 03:14 PM
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35. Speaking of masturbation....playing golf the other day...
a guy in the foursome three-putted and said, "Three-putting is just like masturbating...I don't really want to do it again, but I know I'm going to!"

:rofl: Good joke!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 03:16 PM
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36. aaaahaahaahahahahaha!
:rofl:

thanks!

:loveya:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 03:18 PM
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37. Well done
:applause:
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dubyaD40web Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 03:51 PM
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38. LMAO!
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