Provide a classic DU line.....

[Wetzelbill]

I'll start:

"This thread is useless without pictures." :rofl:

[MissMillie]

1. "IBTL!"

:hi:

[helderheid]

2. CALL YOUR SENATORS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[Tyler Durden]

79. HEY, that's MY LINE!!!

BOY, and after I pushed and recommended your thread!

Turkey.

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

3. "Douchebag!"

"... is bat-shit crazy."

I luv the bat-shit crazies. :P

ETA: "Robb is a dingbat"

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. How about a Fresca?

:hi: :rofl: :hi:

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

23. How about a copycat?

"Provide a classic DU pickup line"

:hi: :hi:

[jgraz]

43. And, of course

"Can we please stop using the word 'Douchebag?'"

[AllegroRondo]

4. This is HUGH!!! IM SERIES!!!!111111

[LSK]

5. how many is a brazilian?

[Breeze54]

6. "I hate it when that happens!"

;)

"Having said that............" .. *groan*

[Debi]

7. Kittens!!!! n/t

[Dr. Strange]

8. No sex threads! n/t

[Aristus]

9. "I'm bullish on kudzu. It's going places."

B-)

[ohiosmith]

10. Why do you hate America?

[lost-in-nj]

11. As California Peggy says

My dear (DUer)



lost

[CaliforniaPeggy]

My dear lost...

Thank you, sweetie.....:hug:

[bertha katzenengel]

28. My dear CaliforniaPeggy...

I wonder if we've ever seen that subject line before!

:hug:

[LSK]

12. what happens when a thread gets 1000 views?

[underpants]

13. Tim Russert throws like a GIRL!!!

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/underpants/19

[matcom]

15. ..

you are such a douchebag :D

[underpants]

21. ...

How 'bout a Fresca hhhhmmmm? hhhhmmmmmmmmmm?

[NewJeffCT]

37. I remember that thread

I had typed a response, and then thought better of it and never responded...

[Richardo]

39. Classic

:patriot:

[Inchworm]

14. Pev!

:hi:

[LostinVA]

25. Damn! That's MINE!!!

[Inchworm]

29. I see it often enough- it was first thing to come to mind

can we share? :rofl:

:hi:

[LostinVA]

55. I created "Pev"

[Inchworm]

78. and you...

Rawk!

I'm always looking to expand my personal lexicon. :D

:yourock:

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. "I want to have Keith Olbermann's baby."

:rofl: I don't....not that I don't adore Keith, but I don't want to have ANYONE'S baby...:yoiks:

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Skinner. How do I post something?

[matcom]

18. GLOBAL WARMING IS ANTI-GAY!!!!!1

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

19. I caught the gay!

[underpants]

22. YES!!!

That was awesome!

[ContraBass Black]

64. Are you serious?

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

24. "Billyskank, don't forget the bread!!!"

[LostinVA]

26. Nice post, Hitler

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. Tomnbstone me now, Skinner... tombstone me right the fuck now.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=2507034

[NewJeffCT]

33. One of my favorites

Though, I thought Walt was usually a pretty good poster.

[LaurenG]

40. Locking

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[LostinVA]

54. That was a classic

[ContraBass Black]

58. There's no beating that one.

[mainegreen]

62. Wrong place.

Edited: Actually posted in the wrong place, but that *is* a common one.

[racaulk]

74. I hadn't seen that before!

Too funny! :rofl:

[bigwillq]

77. HA!

I missed that one! :)

[mitchum]

100. I absolutely love Skinner's terse reply

[RetroLounge]

101. All time classic!

:rofl:

RL

[NoPasaran]

30. Ask me anything.

[Maraya1969]

31. Link please? eom

[NewJeffCT]

32. When a newbie questions our spelling of "Moran"

I know it's happened several times.

[cwydro]

34. Just saw this in another thread

"welcome to ignore asshole"

[mitchum]

35. OMG!!! Turn on TDS NOW!!!

[Mad_Dem_X]

98. Similar:

WTF is (name) talking about now on (TV channel)?

[rug]

36. How do I post?

[skygazer]

38. Fucking assclown!

Cracks me up every time. :rofl:

[wildhorses]

41. spot on

[wildhorses]

42. wanker

[LoZoccolo]

44. "Boy, Rove must be happy tonight!"

This is usually in reference to people here arguing for a position that another person would rather ascribe to a Republican plot than bother arguing with. I honestly don't believe Rove has any interest in trying to brainwash roughly 5000 people on an Internet message board, most of which have strong opinions which are difficult to sway.

[jgraz]

45. Welcome to DU, enjoy your stay

:hi:

(Gotta have the :hi: smiley)

[lost-in-nj]

46. how about

Its been a long time since we had a picture thread!!!!!

or a variation


This is my first picture thread!!!




lost

[jgraz]

48. For my x000th post,

I'm going to post something completely inconsequential just to get the props.

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

47. "Olive Garden" and anything pertaining to it.

For example:

"K so i am circumcised and I like Oasis also I like to breast feed at the Olive Garden."

[ronnykmarshall]

49. BUSH IS TOAST!

How many times did we see that shit in 2004?

[BarenakedLady]

50. That's hot.

:P

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

51. "Southpawpicker has a harem." n/t

[SPKrazy]

81. aha!

it's my harem princess!

hi ms dem meanor!

:hi:

good to see you!

:hug:

southpawkicker has a harem LOL

:rofl:

[SacredCow]

52. "I'm leaving DU"

or some version thereof

[Skittles]

91. yes

how can we miss them if they won't leave! It cracks me up when they announce they're leaving because they had some sort of heavy exchange in the lounge. BOO F***ING HOO !!!

[bikebloke]

53. "Where's the outrage?"

[LoZoccolo]

56. WINNER!

:thumbsup:

[Guava Jelly]

57. When I think of (insert screenname) I think....

Oh the Misery that one caused

[ContraBass Black]

59. "How about some Swedish Fish?"

[Hugin]

60. I just ____________, Ask me anything!

:|

[Wetzelbill]

61. KKKarl is at it again!

[fishwax]

63. I can't believe I just heard that on TV (with no further explanation in the post)

[mainegreen]

65. "I think DU has gone down hill" or "DU used to be better"

No it wasn't. You've just smoked so much pot since then the haze has improved retro-DU's aura.

[mainegreen]

66. Deleted

Also a good one.

[Wetzelbill]

69. self-delete

:)

[Iris]

67. ya moran!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

68. "Wetzelbill appreciation thread"

[Wetzelbill]

70. now that one actually sounds good to me

:)

[Writer]

71. Announcement: ________ and I are moving in together!!!

:hide:

[RetroLounge]

102. ...

:rofl:

:spank:

RL

[Sock Puppet]

72. How long is a business hour?

And...score one for Oasis!

[racaulk]

73. Please remove.

;)

[Hugin]

75. Doesn't this belong in the Lounge?

LOL!

[Hugin]

76. HOW MENNY POZTS DOES IT TAKE TO BE STARTIN THREADS??/???

[Tyler Durden]

80. Rob is a DINGBAT!

[AwakeAtLast]

82. Dupe

No, really, that's the line ;)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

83. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

:P

[Evoman]

84. "Why is it okay to bash Christianity on DU"

:hide:

[Evoman]

85. "Get lung cancer and go to hell, smoker"

or something like that. I'm series!!! It happened, but it was deleted. I think thats when DU jumped the shark!

[XemaSab]

86. GOODNIGHT!

:rofl:

[NMDemDist2]

87. come here for some ZombyLove

and/or ZombyWoof coffee

[mzteris]

88. Lame Copycat

[baldguy]

89. No YAKS?

I must be getting old.

[Wetzelbill]

90. Nighthawks

[GirlinContempt]

92. I don't drink with you.

[Blue-Jay]

93. "That would be too much to bear"

:cry:

[GirlinContempt]

94. Are you a fucking doctor?

[Release The Hounds]

95. Go Cheney yourself

[In_The_Wind]

96. You get a toaster when you switch teams.

[Mad_Dem_X]

97. Sockpuppet!

(courtesy of Ms_Dem_Meanor)

[Mad_Dem_X]

99. Earworm alert! n/t

[Montauk6]

103. F**K RALPH NADER!

[Montauk6]

104. I or I'm such-and-such, ask me anything.