Holy FUCK am I drunk.

[Writer]

I just had two mango margaritas at the local yummy Mexican food restaurant. I am hickin' about. Would anyone like to entertain me until Mr. Writer decides to go back out for a movie rental?

[Guava Jelly]

1. Ya lush

:D

[Writer]

2. I blame YOU

You studly stud you!

You are CUTE!

[Guava Jelly]

4. :o)

We are a little lit up arent we :)
:hi:

[Writer]

7. WE are feeling much better than we were oh let's say two hours ago...

when we talked. When I told you.

Hey - by the way, my professor is a douche and he's probably not circumcised!

[Guava Jelly]

15. Sounds like it

I agree about the douche thing :D
I haven't had a sip tonight..go figure :D

[Writer]

18. Youa re a responsible gent that has to work tomorrow...

I am a spoiled cu-de-sac wife who is watching the polyurethane dry on her new wood floor.

HAHAHAHA

[Guava Jelly]

29. Yeah and i am heading to bed as we speak

:)
Have fun you!! :hug:
(but try not to get into to much trouble);)

[Writer]

32. Oh no you're the only thing that will keep me from torouble!

I'm sorry... have a good night.

: Kissy face

WRiter.

[Guava Jelly]

36. Don't be sorry

Just careful k gorgeous :)
and good night to you..and DU
and IBTL :hide: :loveya:

[Writer]

37. LOck????

NOOOOO my party will be over and I will be SASDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! aND i DON'T WANT TO BE saddddddd

[mainegreen]

3. hickin' about?

[Writer]

5. Yee - ha!

Did I ever tell you that I lived in backwoods Maine as a child? Did I? Huh??????????

[mainegreen]

8. Nope. Did you? Me, I'm from the hills.

Oxford Hills.
Home of the western Maine accent.
Not the same as the downeast accent. Not by a long shot.

[Writer]

10. God I'm downeast...

any accent I have - at all - is from SCAH BOROUGH!

What the fuck?

It's terrible! TErrigble! My 18 years in Texas washed it out, too so it's only on words with -ar!

[mainegreen]

12. Still, you probably understand the proper use of 'wicked'.

Flatlanders are often confused by that one.

[Writer]

16. Go I say that ALL THE TIME!!!!

Holy shit, I say, that's WICKED COOOOL!

My God it rains WICKED FOERECE here...

yeah I picked that up :(

[GOPisEvil]

6. I had 3 7&7's myself!

Wheeee! :toast:

[Writer]

9. Oh fuck - this rcosks!

Let's have a party together... I have a bar here at home let me go get something

[GOPisEvil]

11. Virtual drinks? Sure!

Some of us have jobs, young lady! :P

[Writer]

13. I - oh yeah I'm the spoiled, unemployed one

I forgottott!!~!!

Okay yeah you do what you cn but Mr. Writer bringing me a cuba libre from the downstairs bar. Okay?

[GOPisEvil]

17. You are SO wasted!

:D

[Writer]

19. Wasted?// no fuck the wasted!

i AM OKAY. jUST AT HOME AND DRINKING A CUBA LIBRE. :HTGUMBSUP:

THOS EWERE STRONG MARGARITAS

[GOPisEvil]

21. .

;)

[Writer]

23. Winky face? Oh I must have pissed you off.

I'm sorry ;:((((

[GOPisEvil]

24. Not at all.

Not pissed in the least. You, however, are VERY pissed (in English slang of course). :)

[Writer]

26. My fucking fporfessor... he 's English that JERK!

I wish he'd fucking get UHNPISSSED so I CAN WRITE THIS BOOOK.

Damn him!!!!!!

Have a nice day! :hi:

ON EDit: I need to rant somemore about this jerk... see he's English so he 's probably uncircumcised... then where does that put him in the spectrum of DU approval? Is he acceptable or unacccpetable? Will someone start a thread to find out?

Then he flirst with me! That prune! And I'm married to agood guy who gives me cuba libres.

[GOPisEvil]

31. Damned Brits!

Have a great evening. :hi:

[Writer]

33. Yeah damned those brits - wtf about all this?

I'm sorry to have upset yhou.

:hi;

[GOPisEvil]

38. Upset?

Moi? Never!

:hi:

[Writer]

40. hEY YOU'RE A NICE PERSON CAN i HUG YOU?

:HUG:'

i AM GOING TO GO DOWNSTAIRS AND HANG AROUND MY HUSBAND FOR A WHILE, K? he'S A VERY NICE GUY. hE GIVES ME CUBA LIBRES.

[GOPisEvil]

Sure!

Hugging is good. :hug:

[idgiehkt]

39. this is sigline worthy.

Then he flirst with me! That prune! And I'm married to agood guy who gives me cuba libres.

:hi: :hug: :rofl:

[Writer]

41. IDGie lady whose name I can't pronounce

because I would have to know how to proubnce it before I try to prounce it.

Hello!

[Kajsa]

48. I second that!

Wheweee!


Hi Idgie!

:hi: :rofl:

[Elidor]

14. Quick! Someone take advantage of her before she passes out

:evilgrin:








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[Writer]

22. Hehe where did everybody go?

I want to party with someone good. Someone tasty. Where are they?

[lost-in-nj]

25. ME TO!!!!

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
:hi: :hi:
its thundering to




lost

[Writer]

27. You got the good weather - I got the pissy weather.

Yar it's good those drinks.

I feel better ALREADY!!!!!

And the woodman is n't coming tomorrow to put mor epoly on the floor! YEAH!

[Inchworm]

28. In due time.. in due time..

...hic!

:toast:

[Writer]

34. In due time what?

I'm drinking. Does it take timet o drink?

[Inchworm]

42. I'll catch up!

hehe.. I have "stay power" to a terrible fault. Today is a good day to drink!

What movies ya'll getting?

:toast:

[AwakeAtLast]

30. Oh yes. Local Mexican Margaritas are the best!

And one will usually knock you for a loop!

[Writer]

35. Yeah I'm fucked up.

Not sure what to dsay about the cuba libre though...

[Writer]

43. I NEED TO GO LAY DOWN GOODBYE EVERYBODY!

SOBERING UP ENOUGHT TO BE ABLE TO TYPE PROPER SENTENCES.

GOOD! tHAT'S A GOOD THING!

lATER SWEETIES - YOU ALL ARE so sweet!!!!! i LOVE YOU ALL i REALLY DO.

mUCH LOVE, ETC.

writer the odd drunk lady. i THINK.

[Omphaloskepsis]

44. I have a eight page paper due on Friday.. Wanna write it for me?

It can be on anything.. It can suck, that is preferred. It is to evaluate my writing abilities. I plan on turning in a shitty paper (set the bar very low).. By the end of the term she will be amazed at my improvement.

I'm drunk too.

[Writer]

45. thIS WILL BE THE BEST EIGHT PAGE PAPER 0=- evah!

jUST KIDDING. i RELALY NEED TO GO LAY DOWN OR ELSE THE GRUE WILL EAT ME.

[idgiehkt]

53. when you get back

I want to know what a "grue" is.

:loveya:

[Writer]

57. fROM DOUGLAS ADAMS HITCHIKIDERS

WHO i WWISH i COULD HAVED DONE BEFORE HE DIED.

[Aristus]

46. I gotta say, Writer, you're drunken misspellings are VERY entertaing!

B-)

I'm enjoying a nice Napa Valley red myself. :9 :beer:

[Writer]

47. gOING TO GO PEE NOW. LATER!

[Aristus]

49. Take the caps-lock off, babe.

You're shouting at your drinking buddies. B-)

[Kajsa]

51. Take two Tylenol with milk

before hitting the sack!

It'll help- really.

:hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

50. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Awesome. :rofl:

[Writer]

52. hEY STARBUCKS! GUESS WHAT!

i PLAYED WII GOLF DOWNSTAIRS WITH MR. WRITER AND TOOT A ) 12 OVER PAR! WOOHOOOOOOOO!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

54. I have no idea what that means.

But I kick ass at Metroid. :rofl:

[Writer]

55. i AM GOING TO GO WATCH SOME COOL HISTORY SHIT ON TV

i LOVE THAT HISTORY SHIT! FEED S THE BRAIN! YEAH!


oKAY SEE YOU LATER.

wRITER.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

56. I'm watching Seinfeld.

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY! :hi: