Man Tries To Give CPR To Bale Of Pine Straw Thinking It Was Dead Woman (He might have been drinking)

[matcom]

<snip>

A Hilton Head Island man confused bales of pine straw with a dead woman, and tried to resuscitate them early Tuesday morning, according to a sheriff's report.

The 39-year-old called deputies to the parking lot of Hilton Head Cabanas, 32 South Forest Beach Drive, at 1:49 a.m., saying he had just tried to perform CPR on a dead woman, according to the sheriff's report.

They arrived to find him talking to a large bale of pine straw.

When asked where the woman was, he pointed to the straw, the report stated.

The man told deputies five people knocked on his door and wanted to party. A woman asked him to come outside, and told him there was a dead woman laying in the parking lot, the report stated.

Deputies think the man had been drinking. The report says he thought Tuesday was Halloween and he had two empty bottles of bourbon inside his home.

http://www.islandpacket.com/news/local/story/6564932p-5843463c.html

[LaurenG]

1. I'm pretty sure he had to have been doing more then drinking.

I wonder what he took? :shrug:

[Hawkeye-X]

2. Where do you find all those weird news?

Don't you have some kind of hidden feed that gives you all the weird news?

[trof]

3. Yeah, I know how that is.

I tried to resuscitate a traffic cone once.
Got respiration but could never get a heartbeat.

[matcom]

4. ummmm trof? "THAT" isn't known as CPR

"THAT" is different :D

:yoiks:

[lost-in-nj]

5. Is this anywhere near

where Writer lives????


:shrug: :shrug:

:rofl: :rofl:


lost

[Orrex]

6. No no no. It's supposed to be a roll *in* the hay

A clear case of attacking a straw man. Er... Straw woman.

:wtf:

[Hugin]

7. Hey! Some of my best friends are bales of pine straw!

They arrived to find him talking to a large bale of pine straw.

I know the feeling... Sometimes that's my DU experience. :eyes:

:rofl:

[DS1]

8. put a new spin on barnyard sex