What can I bring you from the British Isles?

[ohiosmith]

Saturday I leave for England, Wales, Ireland, and Scotland.

[Rambis]

1. One of these please

If you could get a barrel of it in your carry on that would be!!!!!

[ohiosmith]

You got it.

[Rambis]

5. Brilliant!

:toast: :beer:

[LaurenG]

2. Bring back Billyskank

he's been needing to visit with many of us here. :7

[ohiosmith]

3. If he'll fit in the overhead, sure.

[billyskank]

70. I fold up very efficiently

having been designed by a very clever person in Switzerland.

[ohiosmith]

77. Excellent. Bring a change of underwear.

[LaurenG]

78. : )

:hug: How have you been?

[billyskank]

80. Oh, don't ask

Just keep the :hug: coming please.

:hi:

[datasuspect]

4. some branstons pickle

though, i imagine you could get that in the US in some big city grocery stores.

[ohiosmith]

9. Sounds like the title of a British porno.

[matcom]

6. this

[Hugin]

7. Seconded!

:thumbsup:

[ohiosmith]

10. I'll need a note from Mrs. Matcom.

[matcom]

13. oh she is fine with it

just called her at the office. she can't log on from there so I told her what was up and she said to tell you it's ok.

nice of you to inquire though

[ohiosmith]

14. Matcom, I'll need the note.

[matcom]

20. ok. here it is.

Dear ohiosmith,

You have my permission to bring Kelly Brook back from England as a gift for my sweetie, Matcom. He is such a wonderful husband to me and the most handsome man in the whole world and as a token of my gratitude and admiration, it would be an honor to share our bed with his fantasy girl.

I thank you from the bottom of my heart for your gracious offer to fulfill his fantasy's and will be indebted to you forever.

Next batch of cookies I bake will be for you my friend.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Matcom

[LaurenG]

21. LOL !

:rofl: You sure have an understanding wife. :spray:

[matcom]

22. she is the greatest

:rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

101. Due to an unforeseen accident...

matcom will no longer be requiring the good Ms. Kelly Brooks...he will have no "USE" for her...Did I ever tell you my first name??? Remember Mrs. Bobbitt? yeah, same first name...matcom will never learn :evilgrin:

[matcom]

102. OH SHT! Someone has hacked into Mrs Matcom's DU account!

WE HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED!!
WE HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED!!
WE HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED!!

HACKER ALERT!! HACKER ALERT!!

:scared:

[ohiosmith]

103. But,...he gave me your note. Is that now null and void?

[matcom]

104. she typed that note HERSELF!

look at it again! it's even her handwriting!

we have been hacked i tell ya

[ohiosmith]

105. Having spoken with Kelly earlier today, she will be devastated if

she doesn't get to make this pilgrimage to the home of her heart's desire.

She shared with me that she has erected a shrine in your honor in her bedroom. Every morning, noon, and evening she lights the dozens of candles surrounding it and prostrates herself nude in front of your image.

[matcom]

107. WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

every day a noon *I* Erect a 'shrine' in HER honor!

[ohiosmith]

108. Do you light your candle too?

:rofl:

[matcom]

110. i inject it with hair tonic

it's all good

[ohiosmith]

24. That wasn't so hard now was it?

To whom should I send the invoice for her travel expenses? Mrs. Matcom?

[matcom]

31. naw, send that to my Mother In Law

:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

32. W/a CC to Mrs. Matcom.

[matcom]

38. no CC necessary

but instead of "Kelly Brook travel expenses" if you could change the invoice to read "Nursing Home Down Payment" i'd really appreciate it.

[ohiosmith]

44. :

:rofl:

[Deep13]

8. the Downing Street Minutes nt

[ohiosmith]

11. Are they different from the Brunswick, Ohio minutes?

[Deep13]

12. Who are you? nt

[ohiosmith]

15. I am he who has the power and wisdom to,.......

read your profile.

[Deep13]

18. .

:rofl:

[seemunkee]

16. You going to see the Tour de France opening?

I'd ask you to bring me a shirt or water bottle but I have friends who will be there for it.
Have a great time and enjoy a good pint of bitters while your there.

[ohiosmith]

17. no Tour de France on the agenda. Taking a cruise around the isles.

Plan on multiple pints of bitter. Thank you.

[In_The_Wind]

19. I wouldn't say 'no' to this:

[ohiosmith]

26. The kilt or the sword?

[In_The_Wind]

39. silly boy

Just send me the handsome hunk holdin' it all in place for the photo.
You can leave the kilt & sword in Scotland.

[ohiosmith]

41. I hope he's wearing his Jockeys.

[In_The_Wind]

45. I'll let you know when he arrives.

We'll see how long it takes him to 'talk me' outta mine.

[ohiosmith]

48. You are such a tease.

[In_The_Wind]

55. Yes ~ and I do it well.

Thank you

[Manifestor_of_Light]

120. Ah yes, Liam!!!

[Connonym]

28. Can I have your leftovers?

:drool:

[In_The_Wind]

35. Of course. However, I must warn you ...

he will need a bit of a rest.
I'm almost ready to send this one on his way

[sarge43]

85. Oooo. I must commend you on your excellent taste in ... tartans. n/t

[bbernardini]

23. Crunchie bars and the latest Status Quo album, please...

It's tough to get either one in the States. Thanks.

[ohiosmith]

27. My pleasure.

[Connonym]

25. chocolate

Flakes, Cadbury Whole Nut and Maltesers

[ohiosmith]

29. On the list.

[ruiner4u]

30. John Barrowman

and id be a happy camper

[ohiosmith]

33. As you wish.

[formerrepuke]

49. I want somma J.B. also; you'll have to share.........

[ruiner4u]

66. .

[SarahB]

34. Jude Law and Prince William

:7

[ohiosmith]

36. Don't be greedy. One or the other.

[LSK]

37. Andrea Corr or Dido

[ohiosmith]

40. I'll bring both and let you chose the one you want. Does that work for you?

[LSK]

42. looking forward to it

[Sequoia]

43. Bangers and mash

[ohiosmith]

47. If you don't mind it being a little ripe. The flight is about 11 hours.

[Sequoia]

54. Never mind, I'll just mosey on down to the pub instead.

[ohiosmith]

57. As you wish.

[Sequoia]

58. Have fun. Hopefully the weather will be clear.

[ohiosmith]

60. Thanks.

[supernova]

46. I must have this!

[ohiosmith]

51. Consider it done.

[supernova]

99. Sean Bean is mine!

All mine! :D

[jobycom]

50. An indictment for war crimes of Bush and Cheney, if you can swing it.

If not, I'd settle for a nice ale. Make it dark and unknown in these parts.

[ohiosmith]

52. Ale. You got it.

[Taverner]

53. A bag of crisps

[ohiosmith]

56. I'll try to get them back all intact.

[BrotherBuzz]

59. Bring Back Beefy Bovril™

[ohiosmith]

62. Is that legal stateside?

[BrotherBuzz]

64. I don't know if it is. Mad Cow?

Nevertheless, it might be fun to test all the Homeland Security® stuff by attempting to smuggle in a small jar.

[ohiosmith]

65. Goody! I'm always up for some fun with the federal government.

[Left Is Write]

61. Billyskank.

[ohiosmith]

63. See #3.

[AlCzervik]

67. earl grey tea from Fortnum and Mason, please?

i bought 3 boxes when i was there and used my last bit yesterday.

[ohiosmith]

68. Consider it done.

[Paladin]

113. Try Their Assam Superb, As Well

A great, dark, breakfast-style tea. And as long as you've got an order in, get some of F&S' brown sugar crystals---I brought back a couple of boxes from my last trip to London; wish I'd brought back a dozen......

[meegbear]

69. A Scotsman on a Horse

[ohiosmith]

71. The horse should be no problem. The Scotsman may need some convincing.

[EstimatedProphet]

72. Cadbury Flakes!

[ohiosmith]

73. I can not ensure that they will arrive intact.

[EstimatedProphet]

75. They're better if they don't!

[ohiosmith]

79. In that case, you got it.

[Orsino]

74. Parliamentary government and a press corps. n/t

[ohiosmith]

76. I may have to take an extra suitcase.

[The2ndWheel]

81. At least one of these

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/6676809.stm

Although if you try and take it, that's probably considered anti-social.

Really anything 1984-ish would be fine.

Oh yeah, and one chance, just one chance, that they may take my life, but to remind them that they'll never take...my freedom!

[ohiosmith]

83. I will definitely need more luggage.

[sarge43]

82. James Purefoy or Alan Rickman

Which ever is currently available for export.

[ohiosmith]

84. It will have to be Alan. James and I had an unpleasant encounter at

KFC last week.

[sarge43]

86. Alan will do nicely, thank you.

So, any details re you and Jim or is it all too sordid for the Lounge's delicate sensibilities?

[ohiosmith]

87. Alan it is. As for Jim, he tried to cut into the line in front of me when he saw they

were nearly out of extra crispy wings. I had to send him and his entourage packing.

[sarge43]

93. Yes. James can be a very, very bad boy.

:evilgrin:

[WinkyDink]

88. A Scotch egg and Michael French!

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne%3Fid%3D278217474&h=500&w=375&sz=132&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=oXWDJH7po6_8FM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=98&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dscotch%2Begg%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG

[ohiosmith]

95. Pick one.

[FedUpWithIt All]

89. Pregnancy craving for meat and potato pasties...if you would be so kind.

:D

[RetroLounge]

90. Pregnancy craving?

are congrats in order?

:hi:

RL

[FedUpWithIt All]

91. They are...:D

Due around late Feb.

Quite happy. Madly in love. Kids are thrilled. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:


:hug:

[RetroLounge]

92. Yay!!!

:bounce::bounce::bounce:

:hi:

RL

[ohiosmith]

96. My pleasure.

[leftofthedial]

94. a bottle of Midleton please

thank you

[ohiosmith]

97. Can't guarantee that it will get back unopened.

[leftofthedial]

98. even a taste would be fine

have a blast!

[ohiosmith]

100. I'll save you a taste. Thanks

[mzteris]

106. BILLY!!!!!!

That's all I want.

[ohiosmith]

109. See you all in a few weeks.

:hi:

[supernova]

111. Have a wonderful time!

:hi:

[Paladin]

112. A Fist-full Of Cuban Cigars From Davidoff's On Jermyn Street

Wishful thinking on my part, since they're still illegal to bring back to the U.S., due to our hyper-stupid blockade policy. A guy can dream, though; any brand would do---Romeo y Julieta, Uppmann, Bolivar, Punch; even Cohibas, which I think are somewhat overrated.....

[ForrestGump]

114. A national leader with integrity

Oh...wait a minute. No, you can't.


In that case, Crunchies will do nicely, thanks.

Bon voyage! :hi:

Don't eat the food! :P

[Arugula Latte]

115. Bring me ... A SHRUBBERY!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

117. And also now bring us some figgy pudding

now bring us some figgy pudding
now bring us some figgy pudding
and bring it right here

please

[Arugula Latte]

118. and some Spotted Dick while you're at it

Thanks. That'll be all. :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

116. A distillery, preferably Lagavulin, or Laphroig.

[Xipe Totec]

119. A trifle from England

Laverbread from Wales

a lass from Ireland

a kilt from Scotland.

[u4ic]

121. This, please: