can you come up with an alternate version of "everybody's gonna dance tonight?"

[datasuspect]

"everybody's gonna pummel Sir Paul with ball peen hammers"

"everybody's gonna do the right thing and bring us that much closer to a beatles reunion"

"everybody's gonna make a pathetic attempt to remain relevant"

"everybody's gonna listen to their marketing team and make a commitment to "mandolins increasing market share and helping to develop the Sir Paul brand"

"everybody's not going to be satisified with being one of the wealthiest men in britain and slowly fading into the sunset, no, we're going to make a spectacle of our digitally-enhanced image on television while lummoxing around in converse sneakers and making pretend that the world is a happy, joyful place. well, it is if you are paul mccartney. all you need is love. and lots of money."

[AllegroRondo]

1. The Ruttles were right

All You Need is Cash.