The word for today is "penises". Modify a thread to include "penises" or a variation thereof.

[ohiosmith]

In honor of the oldest penises, I'm wearing high heels, hot pants, and a tube top.

[Heidi]

1. Okay, since I no longer have the gray ghost: Who plans on seeing "penises"?

:P

Based on: Who plans on seeing "Transformers"? http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6660279

[LaurenG]

2. Ha-ha. "Penises" are someone elses problem now!

:hug: :evilgrin:

[Heidi]

4. Did you just alert on me? 'Cause I felt a little "tingle."

:rofl:

Two days apart and I miss you already, gf. :hug: :rofl:

[LaurenG]

9. I have to tell you that I am loath to alert on anyone!

Hugs back at you Heidi! :hug: :rofl:

[billyskank]

27. Like somebody walked on your penis?

:D

[EstimatedProphet]

3. In honor of the oldest penises, I'm wearing high heels, hot pants, and a tube top

[EstimatedProphet]

16. I just noticed you already put that! Damn!

[Richard Steele]

5. "Nicknames of penises you knew growing up?"

[ohiosmith]

6. :

:applause:

[triguy46]

7. Who plans on seeing "Penises"?

[fizzgig]

8. post your penis here

or, penises don't do so well on interstates

[billyskank]

13. We haven't had one of those threads in a while

:D

[ohiosmith]

43. You first.

[billyskank]

45. Monitors aren't big enough.

[ohiosmith]

57. My my, look at the big ego on BillySkank!

[billyskank]

59. Says the man with the most impressive penis in the world.

[ohiosmith]

60. You're too kind.

[EstimatedProphet]

10. Wisconsin Man Could Be Jailed For 4 Years For Stomping Boy's Pet Penis To Death

:scared:

[ohiosmith]

14. :

:rofl:

[billyskank]

11. Penises don't do too well on interstates.

You are better off with a car or a truck.

[jobycom]

12. Where can fearful adults get swimming penises?

[EstimatedProphet]

15. All you jackasses with penises...learn from Cameron Diaz

Why does this sound like a GD thread?

[BOSSHOG]

17. When is a Penis Unearned?

compliments of the sports forum.

[Burma Jones]

18. Penises Announce Reunion Tour

[Spirochete]

19. Did your Mom (or does your Mom) ever make Penis Helper?

[ohiosmith]

20. Holy shit.

:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

26. .

[jobycom]

39. Better than what I was planning. I was going to replace Helper with Penis. nt

[Dr. Strange]

21. Best Overlooked 80s Penises n/t

[TheProphetess]

22. Gwen Stefani fucks penises

:yoiks:

:hide:

[Iris]

28. you stole mine.

:grr:

[TheProphetess]

23. How old is too old for penises? Help

[triguy46]

24. Penises vs. Bagels.

[TheProphetess]

25. I was gonna say Muffins vs. Penises

:toast:

[Iris]

29. Woman Almost Dies Standing Over Grave Of Penises Who Died Learning Father Died

[BlueIris]

67. Hee.

[Dr. Strange]

30. Woman Suing Starburst Candy - No Warning Lable That They Are Penises

I think she now has a case!

By which I mean a legal case--not a case of starburst penis candy.

[ohiosmith]

41. :

:applause:

[matcom]

31. What's with all those free penises at the grocery store?

[Dr. Strange]

32. I almost did that one! n/t

[TheProphetess]

33. Penis, be gentle

Oy! :yoiks:

[In_The_Wind]

34. Post your favorite CLASSIC Penis movie

[NoGOPZone]

35. Man Tries To Give CPR To Bale Of Pine Straw Thinking It Was Dead Penis

[DS1]

36. Penis/Servers issues today (Thursday June 28)

[Dr. Strange]

38. Hey Skinner! elad! Your penis might be messing up.

Right here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1204156

[judaspriestess]

37. Truth or Penis: Lets play

[leftofthedial]

40. Funny face penises! Post em

[trof]

42. PENISES AS PENIS DOES.

;-)

[Dr. Strange]

44. Larry King calls Ringo "Penis".

Makes for a better interview anyway!

[EstimatedProphet]

46. I'm switching antipenis programs...Do I uninstall the old before dowloading the new?

[EstimatedProphet]

47. Woo-freakin-hoo! My high-speed penis service is BACK!!!!!

[EstimatedProphet]

48. Montana Has The Deadliest Penises In Country - The Safest? MASSACHUWHAT?

I keep seeing more of them! I can't stop!

[BurtWorm]

49. What do you want on your penises when you die?

Hmm?

[Dr. Strange]

50. What Do You Want On Your Penis When You get banned from DU?

[deepthought42]

51. What tv channels have the most penises?

:rofl:

[BurtWorm]

52. Penises, be gentle.

:hide:

[EstimatedProphet]

53. Tomorrow morning I'm getting all four of my penises out.

[deepthought42]

54. ...

:wow:

:yoiks:

[Dr. Strange]

56. Please, no more circumcision threads! n/t

[raptor_rider]

55. Nicknames of Penis' you knew growing up

this is so wrong...

[SPKrazy]

58. We are on Level penis. And that means the ignore feature...

:rofl:

[mainegreen]

61. Crap. The penis in the server room died.

Modified my own thread there, I did.

[LaurenG]

62. Friday Morning Penis Thread: PLEASE post your own :) Picture included here

[Call Me Wesley]

69. .

:spray:

:hug:

[EstimatedProphet]

63. Britain to delete the term "Prostitute" from penises

[EstimatedProphet]

64. BEFORE Marilyn Monroe's blowing penis--1901 NYC film

[EstimatedProphet]

65. I just experienced good penis service

[BlueIris]

66. Penis Of Space fans check in.

[deepthought42]

68. Evidence penises don't exist.

Oh my... :rofl:

[Rob H.]

70. I'm in the parking lot at a Mall in Atlanta waiting to steal somebody's penis