What Do You Want On Your Tombstone When You Die?

[Parche]

:bounce: :hi:

[BarenakedLady]

1. "Thanks, that was fun."

:)

[Hugin]

2. "That's hot!"

[ohiosmith]

3. Nice panties!

[Hugin]

14. ...

:brilliant: :rofl:

[ohiosmith]

16. :

:hi:

[Parche]

15. Panties

I lick you too very much..............:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[ohiosmith]

17. :

:thumbsup:

[Aristus]

4. Pepperoni!

Oh...wrong tombstone...

[Deep13]

5. "Quit standing on my head." nt

[ThomCat]

6. I don't want a tombstone.

I want to be scattered out in the woods and swamp somewhere.

[AllegroRondo]

7. Here Lies David St Hubbins. And Why Not?

[Dr. Strange]

18. Have a good time...

all the time!

[underpants]

8. Might not actually be completely dead

:bounce::scared:

[KitchenWitch]

9. "Here lies a disruptor. She disrupted poorly."

[racaulk]

19. Damn KW, you beat me to it!

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[Zavulon]

10. An extended middle finger. (NT)

[kay1864]

11. "Thaw me out when you figure out how"

:scared:

[otherlander]

12. Wish You Were Here

:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. "You all proved to be utterly lacking. I'm finally free of you. Fuck off."

[Mad_Dem_X]

22. I think we have a winner!

:headbang:

[matcom]

20. I'm sorry to inform you that there is no God

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. No tombstone for me!

I plan on having my survivors scatter my ashes into the great Pacific Ocean!

:woohoo: :woohoo:

[Parche]

24. My Dear Peggy

And that better not be for a long long long long time!!!! :hi: :hug:

[Radio_Lady]

27. Me either. I am signing up for the cadaver program at OHSU...

I'll be used (hopefully) by a gorgeous young male doctor who wants to learn a thing or two about female anatomy. This was suggested by a DUer who described how great a gift this is for medical students. Heck, I always wanted to go to medical school anyway... so this gets me in the back door.

The "cremains" after that? Scattered to the winds and waves. Or even a backyard pond will do.

[Radio_Lady]

28. My uncle used to taunt me with, "Here lies Ellen. She's been dead a week, and now she's smellin'..."

So much for Uncle Jerry's literary ability. His son became a doctor, now retired in SC.

[cobalt1999]

29. You should read "Stiff" by Mary Roach.

The curious lives of Human Cadavers.

It's made me think of doing that too.

[Radio_Lady]

32. New book? Never heard of it... Thanks...

[SacredCow]

30. Same here....

I have instructed my family/friends to take my cremains out on a Yacht in the Carribbean and scatter them. Then, they are to respectfully start the blender and drink margaritas in my name....

[edbermac]

23. "I can't breathe! I can't breathe!"

[cobalt1999]

25. "He wanted to be cremated, but we never listened to him"

Not what I want, but what I suspect will end up on it.

[Gormy Cuss]

26. "This space left blank intentionally" n/t

[Bunny]

31. I *told* you I was sick!

Not original, but cracks me up every time.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

33. "Here lies a disruptor. He disrupted... wisely."

[texas1928]

34. I am standing right behind you.

And I want it set up so that when they read that they step on a switch and this puff of air blows on their neck.

[Hugin]

35. "I left all the gold and jewels in the "

[Crabby Appleton]

36. I told you I was sick!

[MilesColtrane]

37. "Lose Weight Now-Ask Me How" n/t

[asthmaticeog]

38. Some birdshit, maybe a little moss.

[FedUpWithIt All]

39. I want my tombstone to be a tree...

i don't even want a casket. Just nekkie ol' me buried under a tree.

[Marrah_G]

40. Being cremated, no tombstone, just toss me in the sea

[trof]

41. I'd rather not die.

Could we postpone this for a while?
I've got some stuff I need to do.
Maybe we could talk about it after the 4th?
We're going to a barbecue.
No, wait...I've got something on the 15th too.

Oh hell, what am I thinking?
My birthday is in August.
Don't want to miss that.

OK, September is out.
Labor Day and another family birthday coming up.
October's no good either.
Halloween. (duh)
November is Thanksgiving.
And of course December is Christmas and NOBODY wants to check out then.

Look, get back to me next year sometime, OK?
Thanks.

[rug]

42. Somebody else's name.

[madinmaryland]

43. Call your congressperson! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!! SERIESLY!!

[KatyaR]

44. "F**k you all."

Short, sweet, and to the point.

As an aside--I'm nearing the 700 Club, so the end MAY be near for me . . . .

[tmlanders]

45. I want to be cremated and then be blasted off in fireworks!

I want to go out (literally) with a bang!

:nuke:

[originalpckelly]

46. I'm not going to care much about eating then.

[mitchum]

47. "I told you this was gonna happen"

[Alexander]

48. "Don't touch my stuff while I'm gone!"

[Arugula Latte]

49. Get a Brain! Morans