alhedges will be cock-punched if 50K is raised

[DS1]

largest donor gets to be punchee

www.helpmecockpunchalhedges.org

[no name no slogan]

1. I'm always up for a cock-punchin'

Where the hell has he been anyway? :shrug:

ON EDIT: check's in the mail

[DS1]

2. practicing?

:shrug:

[no name no slogan]

4. ...

:spray:

[wildhorses]

3. i'd hit my own mother for 50 thou --- wait a minute

i am confused

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. I assume the 50K is to enlarge your cock so it has punching power? -nt

[asthmaticeog]

6. I've cockpunched him. It's really not worth squandering the donation money on.

It was a wholly unsatisfying experience. Caveat emptor.

[DS1]

11. 5% of the money raised says you take that statement back

and tell everyone how good it really was :grr:

[asthmaticeog]

12. My opinion can't be bought, sir.

Not for a measly 5%, anyway. :P

[Elidor]

7. Who is Al Hedges?

:shrug:

[madinmaryland]

10. and where has he been?

:shrug:

[trof]

8. What, exactly, is a cock-punch?

Does it have anything to do with roosters and strong drink?

[xchrom]

9. it's what straight boys get up to AFTER strong drink.

and then swear they don't remember the next day.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

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[La Lioness Priyanka]

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[underpants]

13. You need help?

Oh that is too funny. The coffee guy here dropped the ball today so I needed something to pick me up helpmecockpunchalhedges.ORG :rofl: