ha ha

[Kali]

>A couple were invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife got
a
>terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
>He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
was
>going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
good
>time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he
went.
>The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awoke without pain
and
>as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
>As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would
have
>some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not
with
>him.
>She joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
>cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every woman he could
and
>copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
>His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive lady herself,
>he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She
let
>him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
>After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her
ear
>and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate
sex
>in the back seat.
>Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home
>and put the costume away. She was sitting up reading when her husband
>came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.
>"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
not
>there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
>He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
>there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
>the spare room and played poker all evening."
>"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
>allnight!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
>To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to my Dad,
>apparently he had the time of his life."