LeftyFingerPop
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Fri Jun-29-07 04:12 PM
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Just did my Superman workout. |
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Walked 20 feet out to the curb and got into a rusted out 1976 Buick taxicab.
Took taxi to Burger King drive-thru and ordered a light meal....3 whoppers with extra mayo.
Took taxi to local 7-11 for lottery tickets, a carton of camels, 4 Little Debbie Lemon Pies, and two 40 oz. Colt-45's.
Came home and asked taxi driver to carry my food into the house.
Sucked down Colt-45's, then tried to brush my teeth, but was too exhausted.
Don't get near me...I'm stinky.
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Fri Jun-29-07 04:20 PM
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Fri Jun-29-07 04:22 PM
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2. Yup, you'll have arteries of steel after that's over... |
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