Loonman
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Wed Jan-21-04 10:42 AM
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Poll question: You're on a Island with Ann Coulter and 2 domestic turkeys |
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You also have a pistol with 2 bullets, and there is a pineapple and a coconut tree on the island.
What do you do?
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Wed Jan-21-04 10:44 AM
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1. I'm not an angry person, I'm practical |
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Beat Ann to death with the pistol, strip the bullets and use the gunpowder to light fires. Run around clinking coconuts together doing my stuck-on-an-island happy dance.
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Wed Jan-21-04 11:37 AM
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12. thud thud gobble! thud thud |
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That is the sound of clicking the turkeys together whilest doing your "stuck-on-an-island happy dance".
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Wed Jan-21-04 11:54 AM
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21. You should see the Mauri War Dance version |
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When I've got a chicken in each hand :evilgrin:
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Wed Jan-21-04 10:49 AM
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2. Could also rub Ann's arms together to make fire. |
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Wed Jan-21-04 10:52 AM
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Then again, I've always liked girls that were bad for me. LOL
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Wed Jan-21-04 11:14 AM
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4. While never having actually fucked a razor blade, |
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I assume that's what doing Coulter would be like.
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Wed Jan-21-04 11:42 AM
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15. Thank you for making the most painful metaphor I've ever read. |
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I reflexively grabbed my weiner when you said that.
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Wed Jan-21-04 11:48 AM
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I'm a woman, but even I flinched at that, so I can imagine how you guys felt!
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Wed Jan-21-04 11:22 AM
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check it dude. just take one look at the Adam's apple. Coulter's a dude!!
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Wed Jan-21-04 11:24 AM
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6. Dude, you should get that looked at. |
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Wed Jan-21-04 11:31 AM
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8. Never turn my backside to "her"? |
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Wed Jan-21-04 11:34 AM
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9. Kill Coulter. Feed her to turkeys. |
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Eat the pineapple slowly and plant the top (assuming I'd be there for a while).
Do turkeys lay eggs as regularly as chickens? If so, I'd eat the eggs.
I'd probably kill Coulter eventually (self-defense, you think she wouldn't try to kill me?), but I'd feed her carcass to the turkeys. I couldn't let the poor turkeys starve. :)
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Wed Jan-21-04 11:36 AM
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Wed Jan-21-04 11:37 AM
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13. If you define eating as picking your teeth |
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then have at it.
For some reason Coulter + Turkeys reminds me of Mechanically Stripped Chicken
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Wed Jan-21-04 11:40 AM
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14. Many definitions for eating |
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:bounce:
Maybe you could use Ann as a kebob stick and roast the turkeys on a spit.
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Wed Jan-21-04 11:55 AM
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22. no way, she'd actually absorb the fats and taste |
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Wed Jan-21-04 11:43 AM
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16. can't let the turkeys eat Ann... |
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Edited on Wed Jan-21-04 11:54 AM by Parrcrow
They'd get Mad Hag disease.
Otherwise, chop down the trees and with the coconuts build a raft. Take the pineapples for food and the turkeys for more intelligent conversation. Float away. Leave ann with the gun, two bullets and one option.
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Wed Jan-21-04 11:45 AM
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17. Use two bulets to make sure Anthraxx Ann is dead |
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make pets of the turkeys and become a vegetarian
DDQM
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Wed Jan-21-04 11:46 AM
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18. You can always bludgeon the turkeys to death |
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Wed Jan-21-04 11:46 AM
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19. No bouncing with her. |
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Wed Jan-21-04 12:17 PM
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23. Determine if the turkeys are a mating pair, |
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If so, you could have multitudes of baby turkeys in a short time. Remove Anne Coulter from competing in the food chain. Wander down to the beach and collect a pile of seafood; fish, mollusks, crabs, edible seaweeds, etc...
Try to figure out what, if anything, the turkeys will eat in the way of local greens and seafoods.
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