Steer's Owner Ticketed For Excessive Mooing

[RamboLiberal]

Another of our society is nucking futs story.

You can accuse Wally the steer of a lot of things.

His kisses are a little sloppy and his nudges might be a little too much.

But these days Wally's crazy ways are going beyond the pasture because Wally is apparently a nuisance. Why? Because Wally, shockingly, is mooing, and, apparently, he's mooing loudly.

"I'm being charged with a criminal complaint," Wally's owner Karyl Hylle said.

That's right. The Washington County Sheriff's Department cited Hylle, who owns the 33 acre farm where Wally resides, with a misdemeanor. The ticket specifically cites her for ongoing nuisance cow mooing.

http://www.ksdk.com/news/watercooler/hot_topics_article.aspx?storyid=123150

[Critters2]

1. Let me guess....some moran moves out to the country

to get away from the city and then discovers that there are *gasp* cows actually mooing out there!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Fuckin' city fucking yuppie scum shit assholes.

The next nuisance will be that the farm "smells bad".

Fuck 'em.

We should pass a national law forbidding city people to bitch about smells and sounds and sights in the country.

Goddamn fuckbags.

[Kali]

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[Parche]

4. Cow

I would MOO too if I looked like this............:hi:

[Okiojira]

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