jesus saves

[datasuspect]

but moses invests in currency markets and gets a better ROI, plus it helps that he is an institutional investor.

i told jesus to pay more on his mortgage, like double the note instead of socking it in a savings account. the money he saves on bringing down the principal gives him a better yield than the 3% he's getting at the bank.

[Connonym]

1. Yeah but there's something to be said for compound interest

after 2000 years that 3% adds up nicely.

[datasuspect]

2. do you think palaces in heaven are cheap?

there's at least a 5000 year note on that place, and his dad won't help with shit.

[Lyric]

3. Jesus saves!

[datasuspect]

4. jeee-SUS! jeee-SUS!!!!

[Lyric]

8. Wow.

[datasuspect]

9. i think i would prefer loljesii to lolcats any day.

thanks for the larfs!

[Lyric]

12. We should do that

LOLJesus. Now that would be seriously fun.

[datasuspect]

13. i can provide an assload of humorous jesiipics

[Lyric]

14. Really? I can provide mad Photoshop skillz.

My email is my username at gmail dot com, if you need to mail 'em. :hi:

[datasuspect]

15. same email scenario with me

as you described.

[Connonym]

5. Can I sit next to you on the train to hell?

[Lyric]

6. Sure. You bring the Cheetos, and I'll bring the beer.

[datasuspect]

7. those are cool

post more, pweeze?

[Connonym]

10. Party!!

PS re your tagline, Rufus Wainwright's version is so good it gives me goosebumps. No disrespect to Cohen, he writes like a freaking genius but his singing is sort of meh

[Lyric]

11. Agreed!

I don't like Jeff Buckley's version either. Rufus sounds like he means it when he sings it. He's sooo intense.