Need help, please, I'm in melt down

[datasuspect]

the cooling effluent is offline and pushing wastewater back into the isotope chamber.

[rug]

1. The only thing to do is pull your rod.

[leftofthedial]

26. umm, that one can't be topped . . .

:thumbsup:

[bridgit]

2. hm, i see, i'll take this most urgent matter you've mentioned into a resource group...

we should have an action plan for you within approx 1.5 weeks :thumbsup:

[datasuspect]

4. but they defunded our grant from the TVA

we can no longer afford the wastewater consultants from cleveland.

we might have to get those guys from muncie in stat.

[bridgit]

6. yes, true, a common malady within our industry; i'll contact Labor Ready ASAP...

or perhaps: Express Personnel, my sense is that they'll have someone sitting right there on the bench, brown bag lunch in-hand, ready to facilitate your stat status, please have operational materials & manuals open upon arrival so as to rend time-line expeditious during 'ramp up training program' and take heart in the meantime & throughout...

as all will not be lost until of course it is :nuke:

[datasuspect]

7. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

labor ready.

i am removing the laugh spittle from my chin.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Or Jack Lemmon could spill a Pepsi on the control board.

[datasuspect]

5. karl malden saved the day on that one

he did a pile driver on lemmon as soon as he walked into the control room.

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Am I showing my age?

I don't get your reference...I'm trying to invoke a vintage SNL skit...

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. No, just my lack of attention... Completely missed the thread you're punning.

Nothing to see here, back to our originally scheduled mayhem.

[datasuspect]

10. i thought i caught your reference

i must be a moran, but what you posted sounded like a budding scenario for any 70s disaster flick.

and i'm just partial to karl malden, he's a baddasss.

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. Actually, I crossed references... Jack Lemmon in "The China Syndrome"

and the associated SNL takeoff, "The Pepsi Syndrome".

I'm not helping here, am I? ;-)

[datasuspect]

12. NOW i remember

must be all that LDS i did at berkeley

[EstimatedProphet]

13. You did Mormons at Berkeley?

[datasuspect]

14. it's from the star trek whale movie

when spock walked around San Fran in a robe and headband (to hide his ears).

he was talking all vulcan and shit and kirk was trying to play it off by telling the whale lady that "don't mind him, it was all the LDS he did in the 60s"

[EstimatedProphet]

15. I know, but it was too good a line to pass up.

[Richard Steele]

20. Just remember- you can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor.

You'll be fine.

[idgiehkt]

16. kick for cleverness

:loveya: datasuspect and :loveya: bridgit

[datasuspect]

24. i reciprocate your human sentiment

[Writer]

17. Dude - run.

Like get in a car and drive away as fast as you possibly can.

[asthmaticeog]

18. Remember, you can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor.

[WinkyDink]

19. Just go with the flow.

[Fire Walk With Me]

21. You could always dance.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fOKMxMjc8Mk

[Adsos Letter]

22. Advice:

Nonchalantly walk to the door, step outside, close and lock the door, then walk quietly to your car and drive the heck away from there...

On Edit: don't forget to turn the lights off in the control room before you leave...

:D

[Adsos Letter]

23. kick n/t

'cause I likes this thread...

:D

[Joe Fields]

25. Call Homer Simpson. He has experience in such matters.