In Honor Of Bad Weddings- Post some REALLY BAD wedding pix and stories

[LibraLiz1973]

Either yours, your families, your friends... or something you found on google.

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. The first pic...

well...ah hell...I can't look away...kinda like driving by an auto accident...:evilgrin:

[undeterred]

2. Best friend grabbed an aerosol can to spray her hair in the ladies room

within minutes before walking down the aisle. I made a lunge to stop her, but it was too late. It wasn't hair spray, it was LYSOL. And she gave the front of her hair a heavy dose. Then she let out a scream and started crying. I told her to start rinsing it out and I made a quick run for the curling iron and hairspray. I passed the message to the organist that we would need a good ten minutes.

When she walked down the aisle she looked like she had been crying for an hour, and the marriage lasted only eight months.

[Roon]

3. My wedding was a sham..I was 19

I knew I was gay, but I thought that if I got married I wouldn't be gay anymore....didn't work

[tigereye]

4. kinda like the one where the bride is wearing her scuba or wind-surfing gear

:shrug:

as someone who wasn't into the whole "wearing white/traditional" thing, I like when people are more adventurous. It's their day, they should wear and do what they like!

[LibraLiz1973]

5. The scuba gear one was def. the funniest of the bunch

[Inchworm]

6. My dad tried to get me drunk and convince me to abscond

The horrible part.. I was too stupid and stubborn to listen.

:grr:

[SKKY]

7. I'll post a link to these because I refuse to have them in my Photobucket Account...

...Don't really know where to begin in describing this couple.

http://www.1075kzl.com/jpg/Josh_brother_wedding/index.htm

[AggieGal]

8. That couple scares me.

[AlCzervik]

9. this isn't bad but i thought it was funny, right before we were all to walk down the

aisle me and my bridesmaids were upstairs waiting while the minister was finishing things up and the groomsman were taking their places, so the bridesmaids dresses i picked out had a rather large unfortunate bow right on the booty--what was i thinking? So anyhow my best friend Tilly is adjusting my train and fixing her own dress when she says "Does this bow make my ass look huge?" and right after that we heard a roar of laughter from the pews, in the room we were the Minister had just turned on the sound system and there was a mike so her comment was literally broadcast through the church. We could all barely keep from howling with laughter as we all made our way down the aisle.

[Debi]

10. That's not bad...that's a great story!!! n/t

[Debi]

11. Here's a couple

Who the FUCK invited her??


Gag me...


Look buddy, if I gotta be married to you at least let me be drunk while I'm doing it