Tongue Twisters......wheeeeeeee

[SoCalDem]

http://thinks.com/words/tonguetwisters.htm

A (Top)

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts,
With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
He thrusts his fist against the posts
And still insists he sees the ghosts.

Are our oars oak?

Around the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran.

B (Top)

Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.

Betty better butter Brad's bread.

Betty Botter bought some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter -
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
Better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
And the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.

A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.

A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

Black bug's blood.

The blue bluebird blinks.

The bootblack bought the black boot back.

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits.

Brad's big black bath brush broke.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. One in Spanish

En tres tristes platos, tres tristes tigres tratan trigo.

[WillParkinson]

2. The Sheiks Sixth Sheeps Sick!

Rubber baby buggy bumpers!

[Aristus]

3. A tongue-twisting limerick:

A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor:
"Is it harder to toot,
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

[Aristus]

4. Oh, oh oh! Here's another one:

There was a young lady from Woo-cester
Who usesed to crow like a roo-cester
She usesed to climb
Seven trees at a time
But her sis-ester usesed to boo-cest her

[Shananigans]

5. Woodchucks

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[Shananigans]

6. Peter Piper

Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter piper picked a peck of pepered pickles how many pickled peppers would he have picked?

[Shananigans]

7. This might not be a tongue twister but...

Has anyone ever heard it?

Iten Biten Dilly Witten
Esca baiten Yoten Boten
Bo bos ka deetin dottin
watamachoo!

[dweller]

8. one Polish

'Come on and drop your sadness into the depth of a bottle.'

hmm, but if you do, i doubt you can say it.
the above twister contains contains all 32 characters of the Polish alphabet used only once.

dp

[VelmaD]

9. short but hard

Try saying "Toy Boat" three times really fast.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

10. 1 smart fellow he felt smart. 2 smart fellows, they felt smart. 3 smart ..

fellows, they felt smart. 4, 5, 6 and so on and so on

[Wonco_the_Sane]

11. Big fun

I saw a saw in Arkansas that
could out-saw any saw I ever saw
so if you go to Arkansas and
see the saw I saw, saw
you've seen one super saw.

[Lostmessage]

12. Gee Thanks

My tongue is in a knot now how do I get it undone?