Letterman: Top 10 Howard Dean Excuses

[Zomby Woof]

Top Ten Howard Dean Excuses

10. "The Iowans turned it into a popularity contest"

9. "People don't seem to find shouting 'Presidential'"

8. "Weekend before the caucus, wasted 55 crucial hours marrying Britney Spears"

7. "By mistake, campaigned in Ohio"

6. "Due to fatigue on campaign trail, kissed hands and shook babies"

5. "Dennis Kucinich stole one percent of my vote" :bounce:

4. "Saddam Hussein endorsement didn't help"

3. "In retrospect, shouldn't have opened speeches with 'Yo Mama' jokes"

2. "Bad idea to keep asking self, 'What would Dukakis do?'"

1. "Majority of voter base stayed home to watch 'My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance'"

[Melodybe]

1. Dean deserves what he gets he should have given Letterman an interview

a month ago!!! ARG! Lord help this man see the light before it is too late! And no it is not too late, we still have money and name recognistion. I think that Dean can still win over the public, he just has to do the most major damage control in history.

[jus_the_facts]

2. LOL.....I caught that last night!

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

3. hehe

I realize the one about DK makes fun of him too, but I have a sense of humor about my candidate. :D :hi:

[XanaDUer]

4. A sense of humor helps a lot

in Life, but especially in politics.

[stickdog]

6. Yes. Must not lose sight of the main goal.

Which is, of course, stopping Dean.

[Zomby Woof]

7. lol

He stopped himself. :D YEEEARRRRGH!!! Oh say can you SEEeeeEEeeEE!!??

[stickdog]

8. DK = Hysterical Elf

I'm putting together a greatest hits video you might enjoy!

[underpants]

5. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

That is funny.

[Kamika]

9. lol at nr 5

such a cheap shot :D