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Wed Jan-21-04 03:10 PM
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Not getting married...in fact, single; advice needed. |
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Edited on Wed Jan-21-04 03:11 PM by HEyHEY
Really! Advice on anything!
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GOPisEvil
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Wed Jan-21-04 03:12 PM
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1. Never overextend yourself on credit. |
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It's a sure path to financial ruin...
Er, OK, so it's not THAT bad, but it isn't good either.
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Wed Jan-21-04 03:13 PM
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2. Hire people with hooks |
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Wed Jan-21-04 03:14 PM
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Wed Jan-21-04 03:14 PM
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4. Can I come live with you? I love the snow! |
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Wed Jan-21-04 03:17 PM
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It's all melted...it's a wierd winter here.
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Wed Jan-21-04 03:26 PM
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Wed Jan-21-04 03:15 PM
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5. Lay off the spaghetti with meatballs! |
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and garlic bread! :evilgrin:
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HEyHEY
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Wed Jan-21-04 03:17 PM
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You'll get my linguini when you pry it from my cold dead hands!
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Wed Jan-21-04 04:06 PM
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15. Ummm, are we talking food or....................................... |
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Wed Jan-21-04 05:18 PM
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why does the best think in the world make your breath so bad.
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Wed Jan-21-04 03:22 PM
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8. Have you considered switching teams? |
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We're having a gay old time.
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Wed Jan-21-04 03:23 PM
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9. Who the hell needs to get married anyways |
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It would be like me and my shadow and you wouldn't be able to get rid of it if you know what I mean.
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Wed Jan-21-04 03:26 PM
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11. Stop taking pornographic pictures... |
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...of polar bears. After that, everything should fall into place for you.
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Wed Jan-21-04 03:37 PM
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Wed Jan-21-04 03:52 PM
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13. Don't masturbate with sandpaper. |
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Wed Jan-21-04 03:56 PM
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Wed Jan-21-04 04:17 PM
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16. Never eat boiled crawfish and then rub your eyes. |
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Wed Jan-21-04 04:53 PM
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and a tool chest with a good lock. Put your tools back when you're finished.
Otherwise you end up buying five of everything.
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Wed Jan-21-04 05:34 PM
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19. never make fun of an arab |
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