Men! Gah! Eleven years, and I STILL have to s-p-e-l-l- i-t -o-u-t!

[LaraMN]

Seriously- isn't walking by, hitching up the back of your skirt and rubbing your backside a PRETTY GOOD tip off, regarding your *ahem* intentions?

Really, what's a girl gotta do? Sheesh!

[KitchenWitch]

1. Might I suggest giving him a lap dance?

:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

2. At this point, I think HE owes ME one.

:P

[EstimatedProphet]

3. You probably shouldn't hold hands with another man while you do it

:)

[AggieGal]

6. Maybe she wanted a three-way?

[LaraMN]

8. You are SUCH a party pooper!

:eyes:
:rofl:

[DS1]

4. He probably thinks one of the pervs here put you up to it

Nope, flash some peach


:hide:

[LaraMN]

10. It's his other mistress interfering. The divine lady flatscreen.

:eyes:

[DS1]

14. hit the circuit breaker in the basement

then strip and yell up that you need help

this applies to two 'guy' emotions at once

[LaraMN]

16. Bwahaahaa!

I love the way you think!

:toast:

[CBHagman]

26. That hussy!

Watch out for her evil cousin, Pat Answer.

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. Is he watching the Twins beating the crap out of the White Sox...

for the second time today?

Go Twins!!!!

I am a Cubs fan. :D

[LaraMN]

11. No. At least he doesn't watch sports.

It would be a hundred times worse if he did, I'm sure...

[greatauntoftriplets]

18. Well, that's positive....

My father didn't watch sports either. I wish that more men were like that.

[Omphaloskepsis]

7. If you have a rash you should just ask your husband to take you to the doctor.

[LaraMN]

12. Hah!

An itch perhaps, not a rash.
:P

[SPKrazy]

9. geez, give him a picture book!

:rofl:

(of you I mean!)

no, I think it would be pretty clear to me if you did that :P

[LaraMN]

13. Aw, give it a few years. Everyone becomes invisible.

:eyes:

[seemunkee]

15. Check for a pulse

[LaraMN]

17. I think it's beating on "married" time.

Therein lies the problem.

:P

[seemunkee]

27. So what the Hell is wrong with my ticker

after 25 years I don't think that part has slowed down much.

[outofbounds]

19. Does your back hurt?

er something? :think: Your skirt itches?
could it be from bleach or detergent you think?

[outofbounds]

20. From the looks of the

post's on here I'm guessin' your feeling frisky. Am I close? just a hint? Your back hurts huh. damn.

[LaraMN]

22. Good guess!

What gave it away?
:rofl:

[outofbounds]

28. Your back hurts that bad?

I know this doc that...

[evlbstrd]

21. He's illiterate.

I had the opposite problem with my ex-wife. She didn't get it. Or want it. Or something.

[LaraMN]

24. I couldn't even tolerate that. I'd feel insulted.

:(

[evlbstrd]

30. As you should.

I did.

[Nikia]

23. I have the opposite problem

My husband thinks almost any flirtatious behavior or affection means that I want sex.

[LaraMN]

25. Well, that would be the "other" mode...

It's real black-and-white with them, isn't it?

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

29. Yeah, but sometimes spelling it out is pointless

when their reading skills are non-existant.

:sigh:

RL

[LaraMN]

34. True.

And I refuse to beg. He figures it out, or he doesn't get any. He becomes alot more receptive after a few days...

[RetroLounge]

36. Unless he's visiting the library instead...

:D

RL

[outofbounds]

31. Well its been

12 minutes since her last post, he must a figured it out. lol

[DS1]

33. hard to type with your ankles up past your ears

:hide:

[LaraMN]

37. As if that would really impede my efforts at posting. Puh-leeze.

That's what pilates is for.

Well that's not *exactly* what's it for. Whatever.

:P

[DS1]

38. So, you post when you're doing that

and wonder why an ass-scratch doesn't generate a woody?

It all makes sense now

:P back

[LaraMN]

39. He's a dude. He's supposed to get excited over a bare ankle.

:crazy:

[DS1]

40. then take your boots off, dumbass!

:D

[LaraMN]

41. Oh! Ya think? But I gots ankle sweat!

:P

[snailly]

32. wow, that happened to me last night

I went to bed feeling less than wanted. Not good. :(

[LaraMN]

35. Exactly! Not a good feeling!

At least I'm not the only one!

[mduffy31]

42. If he isn't responsive

you got my number and I'm local!!!

:evilgrin:

[Inchworm]

43. What was that?

Have you seen the remote?

:hide:








:D

[no name no slogan]

44. When in doubt, whip it out

Works for me.

You either end up getting sum, or going to jail.

[Maestro]

45. Oh geez.

I've been with my wife now for 17 years and well, she just gave up I was blind to her hints. I have to initiate everything now. At least I think I do. Maybe she is still dropping hints and I just don't see them. :shrug:

[Wetzelbill]

46. Ha! Sounds like you might have to club him over the head

and drag him back to your cave. :)

[Critters2]

47. It works in the erectile dysfunction med commercials

and then he's supposed to either put a tape in the VCR (it's still a VCR, which seems odd), or move the hose so it rinses the soap off the car.

So, yes, that should be a tip off.

Critters
too much TV, too little *ahem* intentions

[mykpart]

48. Hints and subtlety are lost on most husbands and/or SOs.

Unless you have your gentalia displayed on a silve tray at his eye level, he probably doesn't know what you want. However, they are not offended, and actually love, just being told, "Hey, let's ****!" And they never think hearing the same sentence every time is boring. So just say what you want, and be glad your man can still give it to you. From an old granny.