Giant phallus terrorizes Oregon town **Fark headline**

[liberaltrucker]

http://www.komotv.com/news/local/8355142.html

KEIZER, Ore. - The City of Keizer is taking heat for installing a group of cement posts designed to protect pedestrians from cars, but which some say is a phallic symbol.

A total of 52 of the posts were installed at a busy intersection in Keizer and they are getting a lot of second glances.

A number of residents have complained to the city that the posts resemble male genitalia.

"I can't disagree with that," said City Manager Chris Eppley. "They certainly did not turn out the way we anticipated."

According to Eppley, the posts were ordered from a catalog and looked much different on paper.

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Damn, that Viagra works!

:rofl:


on edit:

Of course, the city could always keep them up and use them for sex education, at least according to one woman we spoke to. "My son said he wanted to hang a sign on it that says 'always use protection,'" she said.

[Omphaloskepsis]

1. Keizer is a big trailer park.

[liberaltrucker]

2. Hell, I thought all the trailer parks were in the South

Silly me.

:blush:

[RushIsRot]

3. Every now and then an errant tornado blows some trailer park

elsewhere.