Attention All Of My Minions

[SPKrazy]

Check in please

await further instructions as well.

I need you to check in NOW! :grr:


or there will be severe consequences :evilgrin:


:spank: :spank:

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

1. Hey, bro, I AM the Official Lounge Spanker!!!!

Gimme back my paddle!!!! :grr:

[SPKrazy]

3. I was just gonna use it until you got here

now you're here

spank any minions that don't check in, understand!

:D

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

4. Thank you, bro!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

2. Head Minion: Checking in!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

5. good work!

keep the minions herded like cats :P

[SeattleGirl]

7. But wear a scratch-proof shirt!

[SeattleGirl]

6. Well, damn it to hell! Now I don't get to spank you!!!

x(

[SPKrazy]

8. hang on

there may be other reasons to spank KW

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

I have no doubt!

:rofl: :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

14. you can spank me any time...I likes to be spanked.

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

18. Okay, honey, here you go!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :loveya:

[Heidi]

9. There are no minions in the Fungeon.

Only Funyuns. :)

[SPKrazy]

11. SG... here's one to spank

and get her into the reprogramming room immediately

:D


:hi:

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

22. Oh Heidi!!!!! Com'ere! Got somthin' for ya!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

135. good work

now there are obviously others sis

:D

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. what's a minion?

sorry....i'm stoopid.... :rofl:

[gatorboy]

12. Like an onion but smaller

[SPKrazy]

15. LMAO

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. thanks...

we call them hanyaks here :P

[Arugula Latte]

110. like a scallion, maybe ...

:D

[SPKrazy]

122. LMAO!

:rofl:

minion=scallion :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

13. one who does my bidding and is under my control

total control

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. i thought that I was going to be the controller tonight...

you promised :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

23. he he

I AM IN CONTROL OF THE LOUNGE PHILBOY

you knew that :P

[LeftyFingerPop]

29. i thought you were talking about...

you know....nevermind :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

24. I am the ultimate controller, dude!

:spank: :spank: :spank:

Oh wait.....

I meant that I am the ultimate Wanna-Be-Controlled! :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

34. at this point in my...

spectacular career, i would settle for being the controller, controlee, paroler, parolee, speeder getting pulled over by the gruff policewoman, subservient male employee getting his annual review by his displeased female boss...you know...whatever!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

39. I am going against my better nature here

You, perhaps, will enjoy this too much, but here goes:

:spank::spank:

[LeftyFingerPop]

45. thanks...

harder, and next time, put some nails in the paddle

[KitchenWitch]

48. duly noted, private!

:spank:

At Ease!

[LeftyFingerPop]

57. ,,,,

at ease? you tease! :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

44. that's right

and you are the best at wanting to be controlled :silly:


keep it up!
;)

[LeftyFingerPop]

52. ok i'll try to....

[KitchenWitch]

56. but Cialis works when you want it to!

[LeftyFingerPop]

58. giving that stuff to me...

is like giving ice cream to a fish...sorta...huh?

[KitchenWitch]

62. Are you saying...

you are full of vim and vigor without any pharmaceutical help?

:evilgrin:

[LeftyFingerPop]

67. yes...

but...

no good in having a car if there is no road. :rofl: :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

68. I have been there!

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

69. oh well...

good thing my car has a manual transmission :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :popcorn:

[KitchenWitch]

25. Hey, there is no whining in Miniondom!

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

37. i'm sorrrrrryyyyy....

i don't really meannnnnnn to whineeeeeee :rofl:

[Critters2]

17. Critters, present and accounted for, sir!!

and desperately scared of severe consequences! :scared:

[SPKrazy]

20. good you are to be commended

and will get a special assignment soon

:hi:

[Critters2]

26. Waitin' with bells on, sir!!

and all a-quiver!

[fizzgig]

19. no consequences needed, sir!

kagehime present and accounted for!

now, tell me your bidding ;)

[SPKrazy]

28. you will remain vigilant

but at ease

i will pm you further instructions when the time is right

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

32. i am at ease, sir

the eagle flies at dawn

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

38. and possibly sooner

wait and watch

;)

[fizzgig]

41. but it's almost bedtime

can't it wait til i get up tomorrow?

yeah

i'm a lazy ass minion :P

[SPKrazy]

50. as per the usual channels

we will send you signals that affect your dreams but you will be amnestic for those dreams and yet you will understand the instructions given to you and obey!

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

60. the draw will be irresistible

and i will never question my missions

[SPKrazy]

63. of course you won't

they will seem like your ideas when in fact they are mine :evilgrin:

the beauty of mind control is that you always believe you thought of it

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

147. traitor

:grr:

[fizzgig]

150. never

i was just infiltrating the enemy camp

operation pink tutu is a go

:*

[Danger Mouse]

153. old gregg will take care of things.

when he's done, nothing will be left of spk and his 'minions' but vaguley fishy-smelling slime.

[Inchworm]

27. I am a slow reader!

Please forgive me, my Captain!

:hide:

[SeattleGirl]

30. Our Captain has instructed me to give you this:

:spank: :spank: :spank: :rofl:

[Inchworm]

43. ow ow ow ow

Thank you ma'am may I have another?

Thank you ma'am may I have another?

:blush:

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

33. check in SG

she is the official checker inner and determiner of spank necessity
:D

[SeattleGirl]

36. You talkin' to ME??????

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

40. i meant check in WITH SG

he's late

spank him accordingly

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

51. I may be pregnant!

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

55. OMG!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

53. As you wish, bro!

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[Inchworm]

61. so many! omg! don't stop!

pleeease! do NOT stop!

humina humina!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

64. harder and faster

and nails in the paddle sis

:D

[Inchworm]

70. I wasnt -that late!

OK ok! I was using the fake pregnacy to avoid beatings. The tyranny needs a rebellion! Down with the man!

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

47. I did not receive the proper paperwork

.. crap.. more bureaucracy!

Where do I go?!?

:hide:

Edit: never capitolize :Hide:

[SPKrazy]

54. no excuses inchy

take it like an inchworm

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

59. Sorry sir!

You said SG, I saw KW.. I may have inadvertanly bombed England!

I shall go take my lashings..

*eats a peach on the way*

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

65. ...

:spank::spank::spank:

That will teach you to mistake me and SG for each other!

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

71. good work

i think this thread is smokin'

[Inchworm]

72. I can't get a break!

Im getting verra pink!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

74. You ARE wearing the proper uniform, right?

[Inchworm]

75. Using the "crotchless" criteria.. yes!

seamless, fabricless, thereless...

:D

[KitchenWitch]

76. Is your bottom properly warmed up yet?

:spank::spank:

[Inchworm]

77. very tender

I'm beginning to wonder if you just enjoy holding the paddle :D

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

80. Does this answer your question?

:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

[Inchworm]

82. oh dear!

crap.. in the pain I got it all backwards!

:hide:

[SPKrazy]

66. that's fine

i think that DHS is looking for you but you have work to do, we will use you for a mission

sleep well tonight and awake with mission on the brain

:evilgrin:

[Inchworm]

73. They haven't found me yet

remember.. I'm a short little thing...

the mission?

:D

[Inchworm]

81. Don't forget Sir

Idle hands are tools for pleasure.

And I'll be needing theme music for my mission. (Roberta Flack aint cutting it).. hmm.. unless I'm a bond gurl :P

:tinfoilhat:

[Capn Sunshine]

31. well, I enjoy your music threads immensely

And I have body armor.

Does that count?

[SPKrazy]

35. You are well prepared Capn!

your armor will be useful

await further instructions, we will need to wait until the timing is just right, okay


:rofl:

[Inchworm]

78. ut oh - 2 Cap'ns

What's a soldier to do? :)

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

79. I'm the general

:P

[Critters2]

42. I'm goin' to bed.

So, I'll find out what my further instructions and/or severe consequences are in the morning. 'Night, O great Grand Poobah.

[SPKrazy]

46. we will send you messages in your sleep

as usual you will wake up amnestic for that part of your night

but you will find yourself posting things about groundhogs and such

:shrug:



;)

good nite

[Critters2]

49. Oooh, that is eery.

Groundhogs, huh? :scared:

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

83. I didn't know you had minions.

[SPKrazy]

85. yes!

now get yourself in order and prepare to be dealt with by my staff :D

[NC_Nurse]

84. You have minions?

Damn. I had no idea! :o

[SPKrazy]

86. I do!

indeed I do!
:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

87. I'm not a minion.....

I stand 2 steps above you in the collissium.....

:rofl: :rofl:


HARUMPH I'll give you minions

looks like someone was hitting the herbal tea last night


:silly: :silly:


lost

[SPKrazy]

88. LOL!

something like that :silly:

:rofl:

:hi:

lateness of night too!

and my minions demanded it of me :P

[lost-in-nj]

89. Just read through this

looks like I miss all the fun going to bed
at 11

;( ;(


lost

[SPKrazy]

91. Awww

I will try to be more psychotic and bring the psychotic minions out earlier :D

:hi:

[TOhioLiberal]

90. Checking in...

...oh master of your domain. :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

93. LMAO

As in Seinfeld, Master of my Domain

:evilgrin:


:rofl:

:hi:

[TOhioLiberal]

111. Not that I'm saying...

...you like doing that. I'm just sayin'...:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

115. How could one *not*

like doing that? :evilgrin: ?

:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

118. Solo?

...not likely. :shrug:

[SPKrazy]

119. it is with someone who is more likely to truly care about me

ME! :rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

120. well...

...since you put it that way...:evilgrin: :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

121. ha ha!

:evilgrin:


:hug:

[bigwillq]

92. Checking in!

:)

[SPKrazy]

94. Good Deal!

:patriot:

I salute you sir!

can you see if you can reign in the troops a little, they are decidedly out of line :crazy:


:rofl:

check in with Seattle Girl when you see her, she may have something for you!

[LeftyFingerPop]

95. Do I have to check in again? Or, is the one from...

last night still valid? :D

[SPKrazy]

96. Did you receive your instructions while you slept?

never mind

you won't have remembered them

now for the phrase that will bring you into the trance and make you act according to my will:


all is well, my good friend phil, go jump in the well, and aren't things swell? (I know, the rhyming is piss poor but that is helpful in triggering the reaction necessary) now say this out loud 3 times and all will be amazingly clear to you...


:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

98. you expect me to read all that?

something about taking a clear piss while in a trance? wait....poor?...oh shit nevermind. :hi: :thumbsup:

[SPKrazy]

103. I think you've got it!

now just relax, the rest will come to you.


:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

105. That's my problem...

everytime I relax, stuff comes to me. :rofl: :rofl: :yourock:

[SPKrazy]

106. ,,,

:evilgrin:
:toast:





:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

97. Who the hell made you the boss?

:wtf:




:P

[SPKrazy]

100. I Have Been All Along!

:D

you may help me if you wish, but I'M STILL DE BOSS! :hide:



:rofl:

[crim son]

99. I think I missed check-in time.

Please be gentle.

[SPKrazy]

101. Well SG is usually the spanker

but in your case :evilgrin:


:spank: :spank: :spank:

:P

:hi:

[Inchworm]

102. I received no instructions Cap'n

But there was a bird outside my window repeating "booby-booby-booby" when I woke.

A red-headed woody showed up shortly afterward.

Tit-mouses are the normal messenger birds.. Did I foul up instructions?

Awaiting diligently at my post..

over-and-out


:hide:

[SPKrazy]

104. The Tit-Mouse

will now be flying south

the Tit-mouse will now be flying south :P


;)

[Inchworm]

107. tit-mouse

must abort.. repeat .. abort or head north!

All is lost!

-booby-booby-booby-

has returned... it is quite possible she is saying

-groovy-groovy-groove-

Request change of uniform! I cannot be groovy in crotchless pantaloons!

over







:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

108. head to olive garden immediately in your crotchless pantaloons

why? :shrug:


You will find your answers there I know

also, a nice midriff would be good! :D

[Inchworm]

109. The rendezvous location is a wash

Hillbillies voted against the Olive Garden unanimously. Had something to do with Wanda-Sue breast feeding Sally's young'n.

Crotchless pantaloons in public however... did eeek by in the polls.

:P

[SPKrazy]

117. Suck it up private

I SAID OLIVE GARDEN IN CROTCHLESS PANTALOONS NOW! :grr:


don't make me sick SG and KW on you!

:rofl:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

112. Hey baby...

And I've found you a special Smiley.

Love,
Duckie

[SPKrazy]

113. For the special smilie you don't get spanked

for the ROFL smilie

:spank:


:rofl:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

114. Oh yeah baby!

HARDER!!

[SPKrazy]

116. For this you will be punished

:mad: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:


:hide:




:rofl:



:hug:

[Dr. Strange]

123. I used to have minions...

until the doctor prescribed antibiotics.

I'm all better now.

[SPKrazy]

129. Lucky you...

mine told me to tough it out!

:rofl:

[NMDemDist2]

124. huh??? :looks around wildly:

am I late??

:donut:

[SPKrazy]

130. No, sneak in the back here and

I'll protect you from the spankers! :P

[Danger Mouse]

125. minion? MINION? did you hit your head or something?

you've gotten too power hungry. i'm having you taken out. old gregg will visit you soon.

[SPKrazy]

131. Old Gregg will have to face my MINIONS before he will get to me

:P

[Danger Mouse]

136. Old Gregg fears noone, man nor fish, for he is both.

His mangina will win the day. It will be the last thing you see before you die!!!
:D

[SPKrazy]

139. My minions will protect me

even if they have to kill me to keep me from seeing the mangina of old gregg :puke:

:rofl:

old gregg is CREEPY!

[Danger Mouse]

148. then his mission will succeed. THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM OLD GREGG!!!!!

who needs an army of minions when I have on my side the deadliest man-fish to ever swim the seas?

[EstimatedProphet]

126. You have groups of ten men?

[SPKrazy]

132. Men, women, anyone can be one...

:rofl:

[underpants]

127. Onion

[SPKrazy]

133. BAck of the line with you bud!

:rofl:

[The Traveler]

128. Yo.

No sooner than I get online again and you summon the cabal. Jeeze. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

134. It is the plan, YO!

:hi:

good to see ya!

:pals:

[The Traveler]

146. Hey man

The chaos of life has kept me off line for a bit ... just wanted to say hi. Gotta go unpack more boxes. Back later on.

Trav

[VenusRising]

137. Oh, what does his highness want _this_ time?

:rofl:

:P

:hug::loveya:

[SPKrazy]

138. Only total

and complete subservience from my minions and to follow my instructions to the letter.

:P


:loveya:


now take your spanking like a good girl :D

:spank:

(it helps keep up the image is all :P)

[VenusRising]

144. And it's ALL about image.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lzb-jYZrLE

;)

:P















You're such a nut!:rofl:

[racaulk]

140. I'm here, SPK.

I'm afraid of the "severe consequences" of not replying, so here I am. :hi:

I'm ready for my :spank: now.

:)

[SPKrazy]

141. okay, a little late you are too!

:spank: :spank:

:evilgrin:


:hi:

[racaulk]

142. Oh, you're right!

Sorry for my tardiness, I just saw the thread today.

But I'll do what I can to help out...including kicking up this thread. :D

:hi:

[ThatsMyBarack]

143. Okay, here!

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

152. ...

:hi: :D

[BarenakedLady]

145. Ok FINE!

But I'm not gonna like it. :P

[SPKrazy]

155. try it, you'll like it

:P


:spank:

[applegrove]

149. I'm in!

[SPKrazy]

156. Great!

:woohoo:

:spank:


:pals:

[Skittles]

151. you want I should kick your ass, Southpawkicker?

yes INDEED! :hi:

[SPKrazy]

154. oh, i would indeed skittles!

:D

i need a good ass kickin' actually!