Truthful joke of the day.

[sellitman]

This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers, she yells, "Help!! Send the police to my house right away! There's Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself."

"What?" the operator exclaimed.

“I said there is a Democrat on my front porch and I think he’s playing with himself; and he's weird.” The little old lady repeated. “I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!"

"Well, now,” cracked the operator. “How do you know he's a Democrat?"

"Because, you fool.” The old lady retorted. “If he was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"

[Inchworm]

1. Hehe

:rofl:

Mornin!

:thumbsup:

[Wapsie B]

2. Good one!

And knowing some repugs love of things of a scatological nature they'd be shitting all over them too.