Why oh why can't I find a salesperson who doesn't suck?

[LeftyMom]

Ask me some questions then tell me what you think my best options would be. I don't want to research car stereos and I sure don't want to install mine, so that's kinda your thing, based on the fact that I'm the one with the money and you're the one wearing a nametag.

Or you could fucking ignore me, because you're a lazy little shit with a narrow view of who your potential customers are. Whatever.

Oh, and tomorrow kid sister and I go shopping for a gym membership. That's going to be even. fucking. worse. :banghead:

[Debi]

1. Sorry hun, it's my break time...and please

Don't interrupt my telephone conversation x(

[LeftyMom]

2. I think it's the female thing

It's like a car dealership or Saudi Arabia or something. I have to bring a designated penis to act like he's in charge for it to be socially acceptable to do business with me.

[Debi]

3. Mr. Debi and I go through that all the time

We walk in and they start to talk to him and he says "She's the one who's buying, better listen to her". Then, after I've made my decisions I sweetly ask "moneybags" to come over and 'okay' my purchase - just to make the sales-moran feel like a jerk. If it had just been me they wouldn't have seen me walk in the store and if it was just Mr. Debi - he would have gotten whatever it was for free x(

[Lionel Mandrake]

4. Our gym is a very prestigious establishment.

To start with, I'll have to ask you a few questions to determine your income level. Then I'll quote you a price. If all goes well, my coworkers won't believe me when I tell them how much I charged you.