Join Me In The Hills!

[Xipe Totec]

Only the properly equipped will survive!



(I'm hiking the Blue Hills Skyline tomorrow, again)

[wildhorses]

1. dont' forget anything --

:rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

4. I neglected to mention, however,

that Steve Dallas was eventually discovered by a small and unenthusiastic search team several days after the Massacre, lying spread-eagled and dazed among the summer hyacinths and surrounded by the remnants of his survivalist base camp, now in a state of higgledy-piggledy. A blow drier, blender, toaster, piña colada mix, microwave oven, and other essentials of survival lay scattered among the barbed wire and camouflage netting. His formerly impressive fatigues were nowhere to be seen. The shocking truth is that all he was wearing was an argyle sock and a bad sunburn. Opus bent down and put an ear to Steve's mouth just in time to hear him whisper, "The horror...the horror...I...forgot...the...mayonaise."

We took him home and rubbed Noxzema all over him and put him to bed, where he remained for the better part of the week stuck to the sheets.

- Michael J. Binkley, The Great LaRouche Toad-Frog Massacre, Bloom County Babylon

:evilgrin:

[Maestro]

2. Love Bloom County!

Good luck on the hike!

[Xipe Totec]

3. I won't forget the camera this time

The views are spectacular!