Ughhh. It's only 9:30 California time and I can already hear the

[cboy4]

couple next door "going at it" in the backyard.

They still have a Bush/Cheney 04 sticker on one of their luxury vehicles.

So I'm trying to figure out if this is the perfect opportunity to sneak over and let the air out of the tires.

Decisions, decisions. sigh.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear cboy4...

Have at it!

They're in their backyard???

I'd just let the air out of one of the tires....... :evilgrin:

[cboy4]

9. Only one?!

:cry:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. You can do as many as you want to!

I'm more cautious!

:hug:

[cboy4]

13. I'm not worried about getting caught. I'm sure Bush will

pardon me. :eyes:

[LeftyMom]

2. Wait until they're really into it, then trigger your car alarm.

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. That is a much better solution, my dear LeftyMom!

:evilgrin:

:rofl: :rofl:

[cboy4]

11. LOL!

I like it!

[LeftyMom]

16. Years of apartment living taught me to be passive agressive.

I used to have very obese, very horny upstairs neighbors with a squeaky bed, who'd wake me up every time they got it on. Eventually I had to do whatever needed to get them to stop noisily humping eight feet overhead while I was trying to sleep, so everytime they started to get it on I'd start absolutely blasting twangy old school country music.

After a few months I guess it was getting to them- they moved away.

[cboy4]

18. LOL!!! And this is exactly why I love you so!

:hug:

[pagerbear]

3. Does your back yard abut theirs? Do you have a light back there?

[snailly]

4. Just OMG LOL

Leave them alone.

[cboy4]

15. FORGET IT.....they're "Republics!"

;)

[KitchenWitch]

6. Going at it as in "getting in on"?

Or going at it as in fighting like cats and dogs?

:shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. I'm pretty sure he means

sex!

:evilgrin:

[cboy4]

20. Yes, your initial question!

n/t

[Arugula Latte]

7. Fornicators!

Stone them!

:D

[LeftyMom]

12. There's always yelling

"What is the matter with you people? I realize you were born that way and I try not to hold it against you, but must you rub your perversity in our faces?" really loud over the fence.

[cboy4]

17. Even worse, it sounds like they're moaning "Oh Scooter Libby,

Oh Scooter Libby."

LOL!!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. Maybe they'll get chiggers.

That'll teach 'em! :evilgrin:

[cboy4]

19. Do we get chiggers in California?!?! I'll settle for

mosquito bites below the belt!

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21. You need to start throwing brown sugar over the fence when they're not home

Build up a nice BIG colony of ants in their yard.

[cboy4]

22. That's a good idea, but I think I'd get more of a reaction if I

throw VOTE DEMOCRAT IN '08 fliers!

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23. And get some itching powder too. And a bag of manure.

Have the bag of manure handy, keep it right by the fence between your yard and theirs. Next time this happens, quietly open the bag and spread it all around on the ground on your side of the fence.