Speaking of neighbors

[flvegan]

So, I'm an average Joe, live in an urban area...typical neighborhood.

Today, my two 18 year old female lovers were out by my pool sunbathing topless. I had freshly slathered them in oil, and I was making them margaritas (alcohol free, of course...wink).

ANYway, I look out my window, and my next door neighbor (nice guy, owns a bookstore or something) is copping a peek at my lovelies lovelies. We have a short fence between us, but still. He might have only gotten a glance, but the least he could've done is say, "hey, nice tits, ladies! woo hoo!!"

Inconsiderate lout.

*snicker*
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[opiate69]

1. *snort!*

:spray:

[LeftyMom]

2. And then you woke up.

:rofl:

[NMDemDist2]

3. ....

:spray:

[lost-in-nj]

6. lol

:rofl: :rofl: :spray:

lost

[flvegan]

10. Giggity giggity!

[LeftyMom]

11. Well, two eighteen year olds does add up to one woman your age.

So really, you're not being a pervert at all! Carry on.

[RetroLounge]

12. Oh, That Hurts!

:rofl:

RL

[flvegan]

13. I hear that younger gals dig older dudes.

That's what I hear, anyway.

[LeftyMom]

14. Where on earth did you get that impression?

Oh, wait, I think I remember, it was

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. You are soooooooo bad

[no name no slogan]

5. When it becomes bad taste to leer at nekkid bewbs

then the turrists have truly won

[RetroLounge]

7. Oh, you are SO my copycat hero

:yourock:

RL

[opiate69]

8. Is this what our feminist leaders of yore fought for?

Equality - in the form of you sexualizing two innocent, intelligent women, and parading them around naked for your misogynist neighbor to ogle? Cover them up and give them a Sylvia Plath book to read!
Hehe..
:sarcasm:

[Guava Jelly]

9. He could have at least ask if they wanted him to Numb their breast

NUM NUM NUM NUM :hide: