waffle crapper (and other phrases w/link to many more)

[The Straight Story]

waffle crapper

A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.

technolust
The constant desire to have the newest, flashiest, fastest, shiniest gadget available, even if the one you just bought is only two months old and still works great.

shitsweak chicken

The name of food from a chinese restaurant that isn't as good as the item that you actually wanted. The name is a reference to "shits weak," a quote from the movie "Grandma's Boy."
When said quickly, it sounds like a menu item.

They didn't have sesame chicken at the restaurant, so i had to get shitsweak chicken instead.

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