My statement on my recent DUzy win....

[Wetzelbill]

I am the best. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

end of statement.

:)

[NC_Nurse]

1. Tryin' for another one, huh?

Good luck to you. Your post on Clinton earlier was funny as hell. :D

[Wetzelbill]

3. oh I am no longer in it for the critics

I have finally won enough DUzys that I can get away with anything. I'm above the law! Like Dick Cheney, but without the heart condition, which is ironic, because I'm not sure he has one.

I do it for the fans out there. Like yourself. Thank you very much.

If you use my material, I'll freakin' sue you!!!!!!

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. .

:applause:

[Wetzelbill]

4. It's times like this when I have to quote the late great Colonel Sanders

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." :)