You notice a piece of toiletpaper on the bottom of a guy's golf cleat

[underpants]

you:

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Give him a kidney shot with the leg of my bar stool then kill his family

[AllegroRondo]

2. Tell him - in the middle of his backswing

especially if you're playing for money.

[Connonym]

4. excellent answer!

[datasuspect]

3. mobilize the 4th homeless battallion and take the golf course

use it as a forward position

[underpants]

5. Ah I see -infiltrate their buffer zone

LEt's face it they only really build those things as a means to keep out "the rabble"

[datasuspect]

6. RECSAT intel transmitted yesterday

shows the buffer to be a weak link in their line of defense in Q sector.

we bring in the 111th crackhead recon strike force from the projects along the I-40 corridor and have them hook up with the 33rd tagger battalion at the rallying point adjacent to the security box at the entrance to the master-planned community.

with sufficient air and ultra low frequency bass "thumper" attacks from the lowrider combat engineers, we can go in with a 3 pronged pincer attack to secure the perimeter.

from that point on, we break out the high-tensile strength neckties and look for any available street posts.

[underpants]

7. Roger on the Sitrep

Will forward to Taskcomdata team

[meegbear]

8. Wonder what the hell did I do last night to wake up in a golf course

[Richard Steele]

9. Doing nothing is HIGHLY underrated in our society, IMO. nm

[skygazer]

10. Point and laugh

Pretend you're not pointing and laughing when he looks. Repeat.