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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 09:15 PM Original message |
10 drinks men should never order |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 09:16 PM Response to Original message |
1. I would drink those... |
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Mr. Blonde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
2. A bunch of no brainers there |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 07:59 AM Response to Reply #2 |
27. There was one rather confusing one. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 01:57 PM Response to Reply #27 |
59. I always order Scotch neat. |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 09:42 PM Response to Original message |
3. So no margaritas? |
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Nevernose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 11:45 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. Men can have them on the rocks |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 11:52 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. I did but I wiped my |
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Nevernose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 12:23 AM Response to Reply #9 |
17. Which is doable, depending upon the conversation: |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 12:33 AM Response to Reply #17 |
20. So you heard me at La Palapa de Jose in Alisitos Beach, Mexico on July 4th? |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 12:44 AM Response to Reply #17 |
21. You got me pegged |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 07:29 AM Response to Reply #9 |
26. why bother w/ salt on the rim |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:15 AM Response to Reply #26 |
41. The salt is the best part! |
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cobalt1999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:09 AM Response to Reply #9 |
32. When I was 13 my uncle saw me drinking from a straw... |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:15 AM Response to Reply #32 |
42. How do you drink a milkshake? |
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cobalt1999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:25 AM Response to Reply #42 |
44. Way back then, I used a spoon. |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 02:15 PM Response to Reply #3 |
61. As long as they're on the rocks and the size of a wading pool... |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 09:43 PM Response to Original message |
4. I consider those drinks that anyone with self-respect wouldn't order |
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muriel_volestrangler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 07:27 AM Response to Reply #4 |
25. You've got that right |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:02 AM Response to Reply #4 |
30. Amen. |
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AggieGal (635 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 10:25 PM Response to Original message |
5. The fruit bowl, I mean the obsecenly garnished drink |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 12:00 AM Response to Reply #5 |
11. Yeah, but I think they should have peeled the kiwis, |
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JackBeck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 11:41 PM Response to Original message |
6. What a stupid piece of "journalism". |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 11:47 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Ya know - I agree with ya |
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JackBeck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 11:58 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Totally saw that. |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 12:02 AM Response to Reply #10 |
13. Damn sad thing - is there will be men who take the advice |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 12:03 AM Response to Reply #10 |
14. PS |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:01 AM Response to Reply #6 |
28. Are you saying it's a "gay thing" to drink a cosmopolitan? |
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JackBeck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:56 AM Response to Reply #28 |
39. It was an extremely popular drink at the gay bar I worked at. |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:48 AM Response to Reply #6 |
37. Here's the problem I have with the cosmo. |
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JackBeck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:59 AM Response to Reply #37 |
40. I got tired of making them. As well as appletini's and flirtinis. |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 03:20 PM Response to Reply #37 |
64. Order a cape cod! |
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badgerpup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 01:11 AM Response to Reply #37 |
69. Vodka and cranberry juice is a 'cosmopolitan'? |
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Jed Dilligan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 12:02 AM Response to Original message |
12. I don't like super-sweet drinks, but not because |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 12:06 AM Response to Reply #12 |
15. I prefer straight Rum or mixed with Diet Mt. Dew |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:18 AM Response to Reply #12 |
34. See my post at the bottom. |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 12:09 AM Response to Original message |
16. Damn! The bastards at YouTube removed the KITH "Girl Drink Drunk" |
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Drum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 12:31 AM Response to Reply #16 |
19. Haha, 1st thing I thought of when I saw this post. |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 06:00 AM Response to Reply #16 |
23. Found it on Google - check below! |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 12:26 AM Response to Original message |
18. I'll drink whatever the hell I want. |
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Rude Horner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 12:48 PM Response to Reply #18 |
54. You and me both |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 05:57 AM Response to Original message |
22. Kids in the Hall - "Girl Drink Drunk." You MUST see this! |
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AwakeAtLast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:17 AM Response to Reply #22 |
43. That's exactly what I was thinking of while reading this post! |
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T_i_B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 06:47 AM Response to Original message |
24. Add Bacardi Breezers & Smirnoff Ice to that list! |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:03 AM Response to Reply #24 |
31. They're in the "malt beverage but not a 40" category. (nt) |
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cobalt1999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:02 AM Response to Original message |
29. speaking as a former bartender... |
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Hippo_Tron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 01:24 AM Response to Reply #29 |
73. I can sympathize, but frozen drinks taste really good |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:13 AM Response to Original message |
33. If I drink hard liquor, I order it neat |
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GirlinContempt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:26 AM Response to Original message |
35. The garnish thing would mean basically no sangria in a public place. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 03:22 PM Response to Reply #35 |
65. Sangria LOL! |
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GirlinContempt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 12:52 AM Response to Reply #65 |
68. Sangria is fucking rock |
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JackDragna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:43 AM Response to Original message |
36. God forbid people should think we're "frequent drinkers"... |
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ellisonz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 04:42 PM Response to Reply #36 |
67. Yes. |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:50 AM Response to Original message |
38. masculinity is so fragile for a concept that is meant to denote strength. |
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One_Life_To_Give (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 10:15 AM Response to Original message |
45. No Shots with Whipped Cream? Oh my! |
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SacredCow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 10:22 AM Response to Original message |
46. For the most part.... |
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jgraz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
47. He forgot: anything in a snifter |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 10:28 AM Response to Original message |
48. I, however, would drink any of them! |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 11:28 AM Response to Reply #48 |
52. laramn, |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 01:47 PM Response to Reply #52 |
55. I'm SO not! |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
49. If I want to drink them, I will drink them... |
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SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 10:58 AM Response to Original message |
50. I refuse to order anything that ends in "tini" but doesn't begin with "mar" n/t |
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Idioteque (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 11:19 AM Response to Original message |
51. One correction: A vodka "martini" is not a fucking martini! n/t |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 01:55 PM Response to Reply #51 |
58. No, it's a "vodka Martini." |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 03:17 PM Response to Reply #51 |
63. Anyone who would order such an abomination doesn't deserve to drink |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
53. Men should never obey cultural gender conformity rules. Women, either. |
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Hippo_Tron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 01:27 AM Response to Reply #53 |
74. Damn straight |
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More Than A Feeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
56. All of those except the scotch looked delicious. |
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badgerpup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 01:21 AM Response to Reply #56 |
72. Here's a manly drink... |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
57. One thing real men should never do: |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 02:12 PM Response to Reply #57 |
60. A naughty shirley temple for me please!! |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
62. I don't think I would drink any of those... |
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tandot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
66. My sweety is secure in his manhood. He drinks -tinis, malt beverages, and white zin |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 01:14 AM Response to Original message |
70. Because real men are constantly afraid of being declassified as such based on superficialities |
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Hippo_Tron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 01:21 AM Response to Original message |
71. Screw that, I'll drink whatever I want, thank-you very much |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-11-07 01:34 AM Response to Original message |
75. I drink what I want, thank you very much |
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