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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 09:38 PM Original message |
Give me some totally horrific and inappropriate lies for my resume |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 10:06 PM Response to Original message |
1. I am afraid, dear sir, that there are no liars here at DU. Fulfill your fantasies elsewhere! |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 10:20 PM Response to Original message |
2. 1900-1915: Professional cook |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 10:40 PM Response to Reply #2 |
7. .... |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 10:22 PM Response to Original message |
3. April 1912: Iceberg spotter, RMS Titanic |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 10:38 PM Response to Original message |
4. April 1949 - August 1952: Pookah |
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xmas74 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 10:40 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. didn't he go to Akron once? |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 11:01 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. It was the all-beer, no-whiskey plan he didn't care for! |
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xmas74 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 11:05 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. That was what he didn't like! |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 10:39 PM Response to Original message |
5. 1941-1945 Luftwaffe pilot! |
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Rob H. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 10:50 PM Response to Original message |
8. 1995-1998: Certified Professional Lifelessness Accelerator |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 10:51 PM Response to Original message |
9. 2003-present . . . Regular Guest on NBC Reality Show, Mentoring Impressionable Girls Online |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
10. 2002 - Crack dealer and pimp to the stars, 2003 bush cabinet member |
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Zomby Woof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 11:08 PM Response to Original message |
13. 2005-present |
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otherlander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
14. 1983: Chinese Minister of Crowd Control |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
15. 2007: AVN Award winner for Best New-Cumer and Best Cock Flogging. |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 12:09 AM Response to Original message |
16. 2000-Present: NAMBLA Youth Outreach Coordinator |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 12:22 AM Response to Original message |
17. You see? All of it, every word, true. There are no liars here, sir. |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 06:20 AM Response to Original message |
18. 1971-1976: Biological Waste Disposal Coordinator in Uganda |
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Phentex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 06:37 AM Response to Original message |
19. Ongoing: Freelance Melamine Safety Inspector and |
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BikeWriter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 06:37 AM Response to Original message |
20. Uh, lie and say you're human? |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 06:46 AM Response to Original message |
21. 1971: Wrote and recorded Top 40 hit "Brand New Key" |
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BikeWriter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 06:53 AM Response to Reply #21 |
22. LOL! No shit, a girl friend who used to sing that to me is back in town. |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 06:58 AM Response to Original message |
23. 1994: Raido broadcaster for Radio Télévision Libre des Mille Collines in Rwanda |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 07:11 AM Response to Original message |
24. 2001 - 2004: Test Subject, Anal Tolerance Trials, UCLA |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 07:16 AM Response to Original message |
25. Under Achievements/Accomplishments: "They never found the bodies." |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 07:49 AM Response to Original message |
26. Wrote, Produced & Directed: 'Gigli' and 'From Justin to Kelly' |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 07:51 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. and sat through 100 consecutive viewings of Ishtar and loved every minute of it! |
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TheBaldyMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:27 AM Response to Original message |
28. since my dishonourable discharge from the Navy ... |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 10:05 PM Response to Reply #28 |
48. Old naval traditions die hard, |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:40 AM Response to Original message |
29. 1933 - May 6, 1937: Zeppelin Landing Specialist (III) Lakehurst NAS, New Jersey. |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:41 AM Response to Original message |
30. 2001: researcher, navel lint |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:42 AM Response to Original message |
31. Only one in history of college voted "Most Self-Serving and Malicious". By write-in votes. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:47 AM Response to Original message |
32. You pioneered the "wire-Darfur" project, bringing Internet capability |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:48 AM Response to Original message |
33. Manager - Olive Garden |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:51 AM Response to Original message |
34. Went on an undercover Volunteer mission to assist NBC's "To Catch a Predator" |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:53 AM Response to Original message |
35. Shot Lennon for wearing white after labor day, then kicked a drugged Chapman out of your cab |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:53 AM Response to Original message |
36. wtf?? |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 08:58 AM Response to Original message |
37. 1998 - 2002: CEO of 'Uzis for Tots' pilot program in West Africa. |
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slj0101 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:03 AM Response to Original message |
38. Entertainer/Painter, Pogo the Clown, Inc. (1972-1978) |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 10:06 PM Response to Reply #38 |
49. booo... |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
39. 1995-Present: Layout designer, Chick Tracts Inc. |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:12 AM Response to Original message |
40. 1965: Invented cell phone |
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Giant Robot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 09:17 AM Response to Original message |
41. 2000 years ago |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 12:49 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. How about: Cross Manufacturer around that same time? |
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formerrepuke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
43. mid-1940s: Fertility doctor/specialist to George HW and Barbara Bush...n/t |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
44. 1991-1999 - traveled country peeing in potholes to keep space demons from breaking out |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
45. 2000-Current |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
46. 2000-Current |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-10-07 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
47. 1972-1977 - Was "Human Jackhammer" at El Paso live sex club |
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