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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 09:27 AM
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It's all Jesus' fault!
Clearly this little indiscretion wasn't David Witter's fault. It's his wife Wendy's fault! She hasn't been watching enough fundie Christian teevee! If only she had made herself up to look like this



or this



instead of this



None of this ever would have happened!

Wendy, why can't you be a good Republican wife? Obviously your husband is a good Christian man who believes in family values (he even said so). It must be your fault he went astray. Trowel on a little mascara, for Chrissake!










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