Taverner
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Tue Jul-10-07 10:44 AM
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How can Kelly Clarkson sing with her tongue in the way? |
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I was watching a video of her at the gym and I SWEAR she was singing this whole song with her tongue sticking out, a la Fido the dog.
WTF is up with that??? Does she really sing with that damn tongue sticking out half or all of the way??
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Tue Jul-10-07 11:30 AM
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1. How could Michael Jordan shoot with his tongue hanging out? |
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I think its not something they concentrate on, they just do it.
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Tue Jul-10-07 11:32 AM
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2. I don't think Michael Jordan shoots with his tongue though |
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Tue Jul-10-07 11:43 AM
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3. Well Kelly doesn't sing with her tongue, she sings with her larynx. |
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Tue Jul-10-07 11:49 AM
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4. But the tongue is involved in making sounds |
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Edited on Tue Jul-10-07 11:49 AM by EstimatedProphet
It isn't involved in scoring baskets, with a few rare exceptions.
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Tue Jul-10-07 11:52 AM
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5. Has there ever been a basketball player as great as Michael Jordan? |
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And remember, you're talking to someone who lived in Chicago, for all 6 of the Bulls Championships...
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Tue Jul-10-07 11:55 AM
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6. I think you're confusing 2 different types of dribbling... |
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Tue Jul-10-07 12:27 PM
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Fella called Wilt.
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Tue Jul-10-07 03:59 PM
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14. Wasn't he the guy who had sex with millions? |
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Tue Jul-10-07 12:01 PM
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7. If he could make baskets with his tongue... |
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He would be popular with the ladies.
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Tue Jul-10-07 01:57 PM
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13. Yes, he'd be in like Flynn |
Taverner
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Tue Jul-10-07 12:03 PM
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8. When Jordan shoots, he makes a basket |
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When Clarkson sings, it kind of sounds like "thwathawpthptht!" because of her FUCKING TONUGE!
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Tue Jul-10-07 12:06 PM
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9. Are you certain that it isn't just Bill the Cat in disguise? |
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Tue Jul-10-07 12:13 PM
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10. I wonder - they're both bright orange |
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Both have those protruding tongues...and both are musicians (Kelly as a soloist, Bill from Deathtongue/Billy and the Boingers)
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Tue Jul-10-07 12:26 PM
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11. I've never heard of this singer, but the "thwathawpthptht!" is a dead give-away. |
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