EstimatedProphet
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Tue Jul-10-07 11:45 AM
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I'm going to get a new shirt! Yay! |
Call Me Wesley
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Tue Jul-10-07 11:46 AM
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1. Just wash the old one. |
EstimatedProphet
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Tue Jul-10-07 11:47 AM
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2. That's why Ill get a new shirt. |
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Tue Jul-10-07 12:13 PM
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Edited on Tue Jul-10-07 12:40 PM by Dangerously Amused
Now I must reevaluate my purpose in life.
;)
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Tue Jul-10-07 12:57 PM
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6. I'm sorry. I've made you feel worse about your life. |
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It's just not as exciting anymore, is it?
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Tue Jul-10-07 06:45 PM
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My day was going along pretty well until YOU came along and had to flaunt how special you are, you and your fancy new shirt.
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Tue Jul-10-07 12:16 PM
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4. Is this a major life event for you? |
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Tue Jul-10-07 12:40 PM
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5. He's not telling you the real story |
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EstimatedProphet is really fourteen feet tall, with a 77-inch inseam and 15-foot armspread. His shirts are made from 100-ounce cotton duck by America's finest tentmaker, using parachute cord as thread and Grade 8 bolts as buttons.
As EstimatedProphet is a good American, he insists on 100-percent domestic content in his clothing. Genuine North Carolina-made cloth, Michigan-made hardware and Georgia-made parachute cord must be in all of his garments. One of EstimatedProphet's shirts provides employment for no less than sixty-seven hard-working Americans.
When EstimatedProphet gets a new shirt, it expands the annual GNP by two basis points. Obviously, then, clothes shopping is a major life event for him.
Just don't ask him about shoes!
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Tue Jul-10-07 12:58 PM
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