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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 05:27 PM
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So...the new god is destructive. Need Deity Advice, please!!
There's a freaking pillar of salt in my living room!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 05:28 PM
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1. kill one of your children?
:shrug:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 05:29 PM
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6. Nah, they're busy on the Ark project.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 05:37 PM
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11. Remember: ONLY free-range animals.
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 05:28 PM
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2. I told you not to look back...
:D
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 05:28 PM
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3. My god that was quick!!
And very funny.

Duckie
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 05:35 PM
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7. Thank you!
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 05:29 PM
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4. Just remember that gods don't exist.
Then all will be well. Except that bit about there being no afterlife. That's always a bitch.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 01:07 PM
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12. Then explain why my carpet is salty.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 05:29 PM
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5. speak not His name lest you suffer rebuke
fear and trembling are his lot who defy Him.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 05:35 PM
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8. Your god is a jealous god.
Submit meekly, or there will be hell to pay. x(
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 05:36 PM
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9. Quick, where's the Prophetess??!!! n/t
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 05:37 PM
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10. She's down the hall singing to Kelly Clarkson
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