EstimatedProphet
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Tue Jul-10-07 05:27 PM
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So...the new god is destructive. Need Deity Advice, please!! |
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There's a freaking pillar of salt in my living room!
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Tue Jul-10-07 05:28 PM
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1. kill one of your children? |
EstimatedProphet
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Tue Jul-10-07 05:29 PM
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6. Nah, they're busy on the Ark project. |
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Tue Jul-10-07 05:37 PM
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11. Remember: ONLY free-range animals. |
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Tue Jul-10-07 05:28 PM
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2. I told you not to look back... |
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Tue Jul-10-07 05:28 PM
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3. My god that was quick!! |
EstimatedProphet
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Tue Jul-10-07 05:35 PM
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Tue Jul-10-07 05:29 PM
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4. Just remember that gods don't exist. |
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Then all will be well. Except that bit about there being no afterlife. That's always a bitch.
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EstimatedProphet
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Wed Jul-11-07 01:07 PM
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12. Then explain why my carpet is salty. |
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Tue Jul-10-07 05:29 PM
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5. speak not His name lest you suffer rebuke |
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fear and trembling are his lot who defy Him.
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Tue Jul-10-07 05:35 PM
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8. Your god is a jealous god. |
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Submit meekly, or there will be hell to pay. x(
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Tue Jul-10-07 05:36 PM
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9. Quick, where's the Prophetess??!!! n/t |
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Tue Jul-10-07 05:37 PM
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10. She's down the hall singing to Kelly Clarkson |
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