Y'know how sometimes when you cook hot dogs, they split open?

[Oeditpus Rex]

Looks like An Elective Surgery That Shall Not Speak Its Name. :scared:

[Rhythm]

1. Only if done by a Mohel with Parkinsons...

*L*

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. ...

:rofl:



OMD! That was SO un-PC! :rofl:

[nini]

2. you're not eating dodger dogs are you?

tsk tsk

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Nuh-uh

Can't even get 'em up here. :(

They got Giants Stadium Dogs, but I'd never buy 'em. It's gotta be Fahmah Jahn Dadgah Dahgs.

Ooooo, but the other day, I did see Dodgers caps alongside the Giants caps in Tarjhay. :D

[nini]

10. ZW looks for those every time we go to the market

:-) They are good dogs though!

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Well, you guys also live

where wearing the Blue won't get your ass kicked. :(

Any store around here that sold Dodger Dogs would prolly get torched.

[grasswire]

21. are Dodger Dogs a special brand for Farmer John?

I saw some Farmer Johns at Safeway the other day -- hadn't seen them up here, ever.

[BrotherBuzz]

3. You aren't eating Kosher dogs, I gather

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Nope

They split width-wise, near one end.




:hide:

[LaraMN]

7. That reminds me of hypospadias.

Which I've always thought would suck to be afflicted with.


:scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Don't you have a blog or something to work on?

You should prolly change the name to "Mom Smells Like All This Weird Shit That Keeps Popping Into Her Head."

:P

[LaraMN]

9. Huh? I have a blog?

I only retain fragments, y'know. That's why it comes out in weird pieces.

[ruiner4u]

12. ugh..you just reminded me of subincision..

:scared:

[mitchum]

13. Here is an INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS way to cook those hot dogs...

Cooking hot dogs via electrocution

How to cook hot dogs... with electricity!

It's... a power cord! The starting point for all sorts of fun projects that involve electricity and electronics. We're making this power cable into a "suicide cable."
Sounds safe, doesn't it?
Get out the wire strippers. Clip off the end of the cord that doesn't plug into the wall. Peel back the outer insulation to reveal the three cords within. Snip back the green ground cord-- we don't need it. Take the other two wires, white and black in this case, and strip the ends. Next, go put the cable and the wire strippers away because you shouldn't be doing this. It's highly unsafe. You're just supposed to be reading along. Got it?
The next step is to solder alligator clips to the stripped cable ends. Make sure that the other end of the cable isn't plugged into wall the during this step, m'kay?
*Still* making sure that the other end of the cord isn't plugged in, clip the alligators to a couple of forks that you don't mind losing. Put them on a nonconductive plate, and go get out the hot dogs.
Plug the forks into the two ends of the hot dog.
And then comes the tricky part: damn carefully plug in the other end of the cord. A much better strategy is to first plug the other end of the cord into a power strip and then flip the switch on. Under no circumstances should you touch either one of the forks, the hot dog, or other exposed surfaces unless you can actually see that the other end of the cord is *not plugged in.* The hot dog cooks rapidly, in maybe one or two minutes. Watch for swelling, a change in surface shape and luster, and finally smoke and/or cracking to indicate doneness. Overdo it, and there may be a nasty smell to go along with it.
Add condiments. Ketchup? Mustard? Go whole hog to chili dog if desired. And, if you like, eat the thing. Hot dogs aren't good for you; this step is optional.

FINAL NOTE ADDED:
YES, THIS CAN KILL YOU.
Lethal current, voltage, and fire can result from attempting this project. Just because we lived to tell about this doesn't mean that you will. That cord is called a "suicide cable" for a reason-- building one is asking to be killed by one. Do not, under any circumstances, cook hot dogs this way. We mean it.
Have a nice day. =)

[The Straight Story]

14. I cook em with car exhaust

Gives em that smoked flavor :)

[mitchum]

15. While in the garage, I assume

:)

[TreasonousBastard]

17. I had a gadget years ago that did that...

poked up to six dogs on little spikes in the thing and pluged it in. Worked like a charm until I tried it with some raw pork sausages and the sparks started flying.

I think it was taken off the market. Something to do with electrocutions and fires.

[petronius]

22. That sounds exactly like how I do at-home electrolysis on my nose hairs...

Is there anything that a bare electrical wire isn't good for? :)

[Throd]

16. Same thing with kittens...

[wildhorses]

18. OMG

:rofl:


welcome to du:hi:

[sakabatou]

19. .

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[bridgit]

20. they're not done *until* they split open...

:9

[PoconoPragmatist]

23. Disgusting

I'm sorry, but it is disgusting to see this here. Why is it perfectly okay to still make veiled insinuations and jokes about transgendered people? and especially here. You need some sensitivity, dude. That's just totally uncalled for.

No wonder GLBT people still face discrimination when the people who are supposed to "have our back" even go around making sick jokes.

[Aptastik]

24. Rippers

Jersey thing...wrap a hot dog with bacon and deep-fry it until it rips open.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....rippers......