Shameless plea for SERIOUS good vibes, prayers, spells

[crim son]

and what have you.

Today I've realized I'm out of patience and it's time for me to move. As you may know, my house has been on the market for a long time and though we've recently reduced the price again, the chances of unloading it this year are looking bleak. Bleak, that is, if I rely on my own luck/energy which is in short supply. I'm luck-deprived, spurned by all the deities and instead of good vibes I have the teeth-rattling shakes. SO, I'm on my virtual knees asking for help. Could you help? I would truly appreciate it. Right now I'm lighting a candle for myself - watch, I'll set my hair on fire by mistake. I need a pile of DU Love. Please? Consider the children, or at least one of them:

[Wapsie B]

1. Good vibes coming your way!!!

Take all you want.

[crim son]

19. I'll leave you enough so that you survive the night, okay?

Thanks!

[ThomCat]

2. Lots of good vibes coming your way.

I've been thinking about you recently and wondering when we'd hear good news. :(

:hug:
I'll keep thinking good thoughts. I hope something very good happens very soon.

[crim son]

20. Some parts of my little life are going extraordinarily well.

The house thing is a real problem however. Thank you for the good thoughts. You've been rather generous with them, I know.

[Guava Jelly]

3. I am always here to give you vibes

And a good word...
I am sorry life is serving you lemons :hug:

[crim son]

21. Life has been serving me root beer floats, too.

I'm exceptionally happy, except for the house problem. Hugs to you, dear GoPsUx. :hug:

[TOhioLiberal]

4. Incoming!

[crim son]

22. Wow, I really felt those!

Thanks!!!!!!

[graywarrior]

5. Not much I can do, but I'm here for ya.

[crim son]

23. Thanks, graywarrior.

You know I'm here for you too.

[lost-in-nj]

6. Are those your kids???

Beautiful......
you do know you are going to have trouble when your daughter is older
right??? she is beautiful!!!!!

if you come to NJ and need a place let me know

You know I am sending nothing but positive Karma
and good vibes


:hug: :hug:

[crim son]

26. I so appreciate your vibes and Karma!

And if you find yourself in Maine, you KNOW I have a big empty house where you are welcome to stay.

Yep, those are my kids, but some years ago. Here they are now:





and here's Henry, who wasn't born when the first pic was taken:



They're all a heap of trouble, I assure you! :)

[lost-in-nj]

29. OMG Crim son

BEAUTIFUL.....

wow


Henry looks like a devil :)
but your older son and your daughter
are gorgeous



lost

[crim son]

31. Thank you so much!

You have Henry characterized correctly! And the older kids, yes I think they are lucky. :hi:

[The Traveler]

7. Candles will be lit

incense burned, bells rung, and prayers uttered. Best at ya, babe.

[crim son]

27. Long time no see, TT.

How is the summer treating you? Have you taken any road trips? Thank you for helping me out, seriously. :hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. Of course!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[crim son]

30. SA, YOU DA MAN!

Thanks, sweetie. I am so in need of help! :hug: :loveya:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

45. I hope it goes well.

:D :*

[LaraMN]

9. Certainly!

I will squeeze out some good vibes for you!
:hug:

[crim son]

32. Hmmmm, why am I suddenly afraid?

:P Thanks, LaraMN!

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Most definitely for you crimmie!

:hug:

[crim son]

33. Thanks, I really need them.

Put in a good word for a lottery win, too, wouldja? :P :hug:

[The Straight Story]

11. Setting my vibrator to max and sending you good vibes from it!

Been there myself (still am really....) and I know it can suck the happiness out of ya like a DC call girl on a republican senator.

[crim son]

34. If you're where I am, then I will muster up what I've got and send it

by return current.

Also, I now have a mental image I can't shake. Thanks. :( :7

[MassLiberal]

12. my vibes are your vibes!

and they're all good!
:hi: :thumbsup:

[crim son]

35. Yay!

Our vibes come together and become stronger and greater in number! :hi: :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

13. Good house selling mojo coming your way.

:pals:

[crim son]

36. I'm beginning to think that I couldn't sell this place for a dime, you know?

I appreciate the mojo, SeattleGirl! :hug:

[wildhorses]

14. winnie the pooh vibes headed your way

may you find your way through the 100 acre wood :hug:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~house selling vibes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[crim son]

37. I don't believe I've ever received W the P vibes before.

Thank you so much! :loveya:

[mainegreen]

15. >Pzs_ *0sASSZZZzzz- --!!!!!!!!BBPgtzzzz!!!!

That's the sound of the vibes coming your way.
Seriously, that's the noise they make as they travel north on the CMP lines.

Good luck.

[crim son]

38. Laughing. That's also the sound my phone makes during

every single call. Maybe there are vibes stuck in the circuitry. Thank you mainegreen. I don't even have a showing scheduled; I'm desperate.

[Adsos Letter]

16. Talley is cranking up serious vibes...

...identifying target "crim son"...target accquired...target set...prepare to recieve!



:D

[crim son]

39. Aww, Talley is really, really cute!

I'm loving those vibes! :7

[Aristus]

17. Love you, crim son. So love and prayers and good wishes coming your way.

:grouphug:

Hang in there, sweetie. :hug:

[crim son]

40. Aristus.

:hug: :hug: :hug: I truly appreciate it.

[Omphaloskepsis]

18. I will pour out part of my 40oz for you. I will then proceed to lick it off the ground.

I'm a drunk, Waste not, want not, and all that jazz.

But, seriously.. Things will be OK. It takes some serious shit to kill us. I'm out of smokes, now that is fucked up.

Good luck.
-ryan

[crim son]

41. I would feel so much better if you poured it into a saucer and then

licked it up from there. The symbolism is intact, and so is your drink.

A toast to you :toast: May we both steer clear of the serious shit. :hug: :hug: :hug:

[UrbScotty]

24. Sure thing.

:hug:

[crim son]

42. Thank you, thank you.

I'm thinking that DUers are my greatest hope. :D

[u4ic]

25. You've got 'em, hon

:hug: :pals: :grouphug:

[crim son]

43. Thanks, u4ic!

I'm feeling optimistic again, already. You're the best. :hug: :pals: :loveya:

[SPKrazy]

28. I will give you my vibes...

good ones that is

i will be left with teeth shattering ones for myself maybe?

:hug:
:hug:

and some good fuckin' vibes!!!!!!!

:) :hi:

[crim son]

46. No, no.

I've chased away the teeth-chattering vibes with this candle burning at my left hand, and I'll send you some smooth, positive ones in return for yours. Our vibes will pass in the night. :D

[SPKrazy]

49. yes, waving at each other no less

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

44. Many good vibes...

for you and your family. :hug:

[crim son]

47. Thank you philboy.

I think it really helps! :pals:

[Maestro]

48. You got some great vibes headin' yer way from Texas.

I hope the house finds itself some new owners! Beautiful kids BTW!

[fizzgig]

50. you've got all i can muster up, hun

:hug: