Man Arrested For Masturbating In Shopping Mall - This Is The SECOND Time

[matcom]

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FRANKLIN - Franklin Police have arrested 23-year-old Ryan Drop for the second time on charges of indecent exposure regarding alleged public masturbation.

Drop was arrested Friday at The Factory at Franklin shopping complex on Franklin Road, where police responded to a complaint that he was masturbating in a store, according to a news release.

Drop was arrested last December and charged after reports stated that he was masturbating at JoAnn fabric store in Cool Springs.

Drop has a lengthy history of arrests including a previous indecent exposure charge and a previous public indecency charge, according to the release. He is employed by a store at The Factory, but the news release did not specify which one or if that store was the location of his arrest.

http://www.dicksonherald.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070710/COUNTY090101/70710035

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

1. Huh....huh....huh.......

His name is Drop.........

Oh....yeah....yeah, yeah.

[Strawman]

2. I'm sure it wasn't as magical as his first time n/t

[Tyler Durden]

3. Trying to recapture the magic....n/t

[Parche]

4. Masturbating To Fabric

So he has a thing for Polly Esther???? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

5. They're wasting good space in Gitmo on suspected terrorists...

when they could be housing known punsters!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

6. Clear polyester is a film

not a fabric. Gees.

[Parche]

8. Polyester Film

I have never seen that one yet, what actor stars in that? :hi:

[Zavulon]

7. JoAnn Fabric employees are HOT.

HOT.

[Smooth Operator]

9. I take it he had a "notion"

to bop his baloney in public?

[Zavulon]

10. I'm guessing a "notion" with lotion.

Second time tends to make me think it was premeditated, especially if he had already been busted once :)

[Strawman]

11. This song was playing

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qTH89GS7I_c

[rug]

12. I hope they stopped Drop before he left a drop.

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. It's MALL SECURITY's fault for not WATCHING him!

He was only doing what comes NATURALLY!










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