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Wed Jul-11-07 06:51 PM
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ok. is this considered a copycat if it is an EXACT replica?
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on second thought........
HEY MRS MATCOM! wanna go to bed early tonight? :D
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Wed Jul-11-07 06:52 PM
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1. The pev quotient depends upon who volunteers |
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Wed Jul-11-07 06:52 PM
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I am staying up aaaallll night just so I don't have to breast feed you! Damn it! I told you I am trying to get my milk to dry up! Why don't you ever listen??? :*
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matcom
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Wed Jul-11-07 06:53 PM
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3. you keep squirting me in the ear! |
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Wed Jul-11-07 06:57 PM
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How are you doing?
Thanks for chatting with me the other night. I made it to 35K!
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matcom
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Wed Jul-11-07 06:58 PM
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unauthorized CHATTING with my WIFE?
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;)
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:00 PM
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Keep out of my 'affairs', I stay out of yours that is for sure!
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matcom
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:01 PM
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15. you are even TALKING like a Britt!1 |
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:29 PM
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I have a tee shirt that even says so! :P
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:04 PM
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We had a nice chat! :)
Jealous? :P
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:11 PM
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You are too kind! :D
unlike some people I live with :grr:
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Wed Jul-11-07 06:59 PM
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I'm fine and it was fun chatting with you! Glad I could add a few extra posts for you. I did see you made it to 35k! Awesome! Keep up the good work! :hi:
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:04 PM
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Wed Jul-11-07 06:53 PM
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4. No. It is a doppleganger. |
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And you can't "miss" it. You were obviously a Carnation Evaporated Milk baby; they all drive scooters and have underdeveloped "items."
:P :*
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Wed Jul-11-07 06:55 PM
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5. my mommy had small tits! |
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and now you hate me because of that :cry:
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Wed Jul-11-07 06:57 PM
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7. To be accurate, size has nothing to do with production. |
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Where breasts are concerned anyway, I can't speak to the accuracy of that assertion in other contexts...
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Wed Jul-11-07 06:59 PM
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12. I have no boobs and I had tons of milk. My tits defy the laws of physics |
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'cause hell if I know where I was keeping all of it.
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:00 PM
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i'm afraid I need a visual here
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:01 PM
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16. Gee, like there's never been a picture of my boobs on DU before. |
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:10 PM
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22. you were probably storing it in your milk ducts in |
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your arm pits!!! LOL! My pits would swell, as well as my breasts. I was so excited to "lose" my boobs after breast feeding. All my girl friends did! Did I? No! I gained two inches and went up a cup size!!! NOT FAIR!!! I wanted smaller boobies :cry:
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:14 PM
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25. It must have been in my butt, because that and my feet are the only places that grew. |
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My boobs got a bit rounder while I was lactating, but they didn't really grow any. Finding an A cup nursing bra was a bitch. :(
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:07 PM
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21. I was dead on with the squirting thing! |
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My son was six months old and my dad, grandmother and younger (by five years) sister came out to see us. I was sitting on the floor nursing him. My smart mouthed sister made a comment about the size of my breast in comparison to my son's head...so I whipped that boob out of his mouth and squirted her right between the eyes! She didn't know what hit her, and the boob was securely returned to my son's mouth before he even missed it. My poor father! I thought he was going to die laughing! And of course I caught hell from my grandmother...I believe she said, "Do not squirt your sister in the face! What a waste of good milk!"...of course that made all of us laugh hysterically! Ahhh, one of the most fond memories of 1)breast feeding and 2) my grandmother! Thank you LauraMN for reminding me! :hug:
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:24 PM
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I used to squirt my husband from across the room. Those things could get some serious distance!
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:28 PM
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29. and if you figured out the wind velocity |
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and got the arc just right! BAM! Right in the kisser!!! :rofl:
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Wed Jul-11-07 06:56 PM
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Wed Jul-11-07 06:57 PM
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8. your cherries are oozing |
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:03 PM
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18. Can you blame me?(look at the size of them) |
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:02 PM
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17. If you miss, won't the baby starve? |
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:11 PM
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24. nope. the pitbull will take over eventually |
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:16 PM
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Wed Jul-11-07 07:20 PM
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:rofl:
Not really funny but it made me chuckle.
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Wed Jul-11-07 08:19 PM
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31. It's a mirror thread to back up the other one :) (nt) |
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Wed Jul-11-07 08:21 PM
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Wed Jul-11-07 08:25 PM
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33. You guys wanna hear something interesting? My sons are 8 and 12 |
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and my wife still produces breastmilk, becuase of me. Sorry if this is NSFW but we're going on our 8th year now of um, me keeping the milk going for her. She didn't want her breasts to deflate after stopping it so we haven't. When I'm not home to do it for her she uses a pump.
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Wed Jul-11-07 09:06 PM
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34. So when you say you slept like a baby, |
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it means you woke up every 2 hours to breastfeed?
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Wed Jul-11-07 10:15 PM
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36. oh you don't have to do it that often to keep it going |
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just once a day is enough.
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Wed Jul-11-07 09:15 PM
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35. How much milk can you supply? I've got some hungry mothers here |
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hungry for Pizza Hut, that is!
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Wed Jul-11-07 11:27 PM
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37. When's the last time you tried to feed one? |
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