Post a quote, then let people guess who said it.

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I'll start:

"I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, it's so petty."

[otherlander]

1. Bill Gates?

"I have no false teeth yet. Suddenly ten children sit on my lap. I grow a beard in one day."

[JackBeck]

2. I wear the same shoes every day.

Maybe she can recommend a few.

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3. Winner!

Imelda Marcos

[BrotherBuzz]

4. "Is there a doctor in the house?"

[Adsos Letter]

6. Someone associated with the Lincoln assassination?

:shrug:

[BrotherBuzz]

8. About a century later

[Adsos Letter]

10. You stumped me...

:dunce:

[BrotherBuzz]

12. 24 November 1958, Los Angeles, California

Albert Einstein's father died that day

[Adsos Letter]

5. "My life has been one continuous series of catastrophes...

...most of which have failed to occur."

:D

[BrotherBuzz]

7. Samuel Clemens?

[Adsos Letter]

9. Yup!!! I live by it...

:D

[enigmatic]

11. "you lose" n/t

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14. Rove to Plame?

[enigmatic]

17. Calvin Coolidge

http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/cc30.html

"Both his dry Yankee wit and his frugality with words became legendary. His wife, Grace Goodhue Coolidge, recounted that a young woman sitting next to Coolidge at a dinner party confided to him she had bet she could get at least three words of conversation from him. Without looking at her he quietly retorted, "You lose."

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19. Good story.

[proud2BlibKansan]

13. Okay here's one

"Other than the war in Iraq , the Katrina disaster, the deficit, the CIA leak, torture, stopping stem cell research, homeland security, global warming and undercutting science, we've yet to really feel the negative effects of the George W. Bush administration"

[BrotherBuzz]

15. A future vinyl sidding salesman?

[proud2BlibKansan]

39. No, Bill Moyers

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16. "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?"

[chknltl]

27. Carlos Mencia?

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33. No, it was Arnold Schwarzenegger

[chknltl]

34. Amazing...he is the last one I would expect to have humor...

...on second thought, he did do those Conan Movies. Most folks thought that was just bad acting!

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44. He also said,

"When I was on my way to the podium a gentleman stopped me and said I was as good a politician as I was an actor. What a cheap shot."

He once said, "Gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

More bon mots from Schwarzenegger can be had at these pages:

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/a/arnold_schwarzenegger.html
http://thinkexist.com/quotes/arnold_schwarzenegger/
http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/schwarzenegger/a/aa080703.htm
http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/quotes/celebrity/arnold_schwarzenegger
http://www.woopidoo.com/business_quotes/authors/arnold-schwarzenegger/index.htm

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18. "My urine? Describe my urine in five words? I don't think I can do it in five. Oh --- my year!"

[chknltl]

20. Here are a few by someone I respect

"When you're trying to pull off a really big hustle, you have to keep saying the exact opposite of the truth with a straight face until people start believing that black is white" (regarding the bush administration)

"Bill O'Reilly is the best reason for censorship I have ever seen"

"1984 was supposed to be a warning, not a guidebook for how to run an administration"

"A half asleep, ill informed public is the best thing that ever happened to politicians who want to manipulate us"

"In this country, we've got maybe two million people who read, but nearly three hundred million people with opinions"

"They don't trust me because they're afraid once I am on the air, I'll tell the truth. I don't trust them because I know they won't" (regarding the msm)

"If the human body is obscene, complain to the manufacturer"

"To keep our Democracy on it's toes, I believe we all need to throw a little tea over the side from time to time" (I wonder what Cindy Sheehan would say about that...)

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21. Just a guess - Ed Schulz?

[chknltl]

22. Nope...he might be flattered...then again maybe not.

I do not expect anyone to get this truth be told.

[Fire Walk With Me]

24. Number one sounds like Rove or Rumsfeld.

But others contradict that.

[chknltl]

26. Not rummy...,

perhaps a tiny clue: He is VERY well known, most either hate him a lot or love him a lot....few are non-judgmental of him.

I kinda want to give a better clue but part of me is curious to see who folks may think would or could say such things!

[Esra Star]

28. KO?

[chknltl]

30. KO???

Kieth Olbermann sp(?) No but if that was your guess, that's pretty close. ::):

[Esra Star]

31. Mike Moore?

[chknltl]

32. Nope...another good guess. I believe they respect each other!

He is as big or bigger than Michael Moore, been on everyones radar for a lot longer though. The answer is staring right at you! Here is a big clue, go back to my post of quotes: I quoted him 9 times in that post! (Even bigger hint: I quoted that same quote in every one of my posts including this one!)

[chknltl]

29. Big BIG clue:

I quoted him 9 times.

[EstimatedProphet]

38. Larry Flynt

[chknltl]

52. Yep

[Fire Walk With Me]

54. Ah....

[proud2BlibKansan]

40. Mike Malloy?

[chknltl]

53. No...Larry Flynt

I love listening to Mike Malloy, sadly he does not think with the same street smarts as Mr. Flynt.
"I never thought about the First Amendment and civil liberties until I was facing a judge who was set on putting me away for 20 years" After all those arrests, trials incarcerations, and finally being sentenced to a wheelchair by a mad would-be assassin's bullets, Flynt was born again as a human being....in the process he became an uncompromising brawler for the freedom of all. They call him a bottom feeder, he agrees and responds "But look what I found at the bottom!" (Quotes from "Sex Lies and Politics")

He has been fighting against political hypocrisy for decades, it can be argued this man saved Bill Clinton's Presidency. He did not have to expose the sexual peccadilloes of the oh so moral right wingers who accused Bill Clinton... he continues even now to go after those who would use hypocrisy to further their agendas to the detriment of the American people.

If Mike Malloy has yet to have Larry Flynt on as a guest, now would be a great time in that Mr. Flynt is currently working on exposing about 30 such hypocrites within our government. I have no doubts his efforts will have dramatic affects on the upcoming election.

[LNM]

50. Al Franken?

[chknltl]

55. Nope, Larry Flynt.

[ashling]

23. Adventure is something you seek for pleasure,

or even for profit, like a gold rush or invading a country; ... but experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you.

[idgiehkt]

25. "Shredded Iceberg Lettuce - what's the point?"

;)

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42. The chef that was fired by Laura Bush for saying that.

[bertha katzenengel]

35. "Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace."

[Left_Winger]

36. OK, who said this?

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."

[Burma Jones]

37. Twain

[Left_Winger]

45. Correct

[datasuspect]

41. "The eternal silence of these infinite spaces fills me with dread."

[AllegroRondo]

43. "It is a sad comment on the state of mankind

that our greatest technological achievements come primarily from two areas - entertainment and warfare."

[mitchum]

46. "Heroes aren't born, they're cornered"

[Magrittes Pipe]

47. "I don't have any roots, man, I'm a mammal!"

[taterguy]

48. I fish alone

A worthless hint is that this person is mentioned in another Lounge thread

[Left Is Write]

49. Sure. I can do that.

"You can sleep here, but, boy don't eat here. I just had a bowl of bourbon and some crackers, and they ain't layin' right."

[EstimatedProphet]

51. "Life is nothing but a series of Republicans and meats"

[swag]

56. Ice Cube!

[RushIsRot]

57. As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

[Lionel Mandrake]

58. I stood alone in the Pacific.

(Like hell he did.)

[Onceuponalife]

59. no googling!

"Heaven from all creatures hides the book of fate, all but the page prescribed, their present state"

[BlueIris]

60. "Most women are just one man away from welfare."